American Idol – The Finals Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Posted by JB* in American Idol, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, Television, TV.Tags: Adam Lambert, American Idol, Carly!, Cheesy Ass Songs, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lack of Jaunty Hats, matt_T
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In the words of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More, With Feeling” – this is your American Idol Finalists Roundtable Recap. Adam and Kris – Who Ya Got?
The Hills – Season 5 Episode 8: Father of the Bride Monday, May 18, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in the balls.Tags: episode 8, father of the bride, guns guns guns, heidi and spencer, lauren conrad, matt_T, season 5, The Hills, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV
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We start out this week at Speidi’s place. Heidi’s dad, not her stepdad, her real dad Tim is coming in town. He’s a ‘real deal cowboy’ and he’s never met any of her boyfriends before. He was mad when they got fake married before. Heidi jokes that he’ll probably be bringing his gun. Spencer is worried, rightfully so
American Idol Roundtable – Top Five Performance Recap Thursday, April 30, 2009
Posted by JB* in American Idol, DougOLis, I need to stop drinking so much, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, my turn to get music snobby.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Irahaeta, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, Jaunty Hat, JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Random Guest Mentors Who Make Little Sense, Someone got impregnated while watching this, Soul Patrol UNITE!, Timberlite
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A little late, but nonetheless witty, charming, and most importantly, accurate, this… is your DeadOn American Idol Round Table for the Top 5 – Rat Pack Week.
Farewell, TimberLite. May your jaunty hats serve you well in the future.
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American Idol Roundtable – Top Seven Part II Performance Recap Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in American Idol.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Irahaeta, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Round Table, DISCO FEVER, DougOLis, Emo Dreamboat, Jaunty Hat, JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, Matt Giraud, matt_T, OMG DAVID ARCHULETTA!!!, Timberlite
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After saving Timberlite last week, we have another week of 7 performers. 7 performers doing disco. Was it the trainwreck we expected? Join our motley crew (not crue) after the jump and find out.
American Idol Roundtable – Top Seven Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, I need to stop drinking so much, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, objectivity is overrated.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheata, American Idol, Anoop Desai, Danney Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, Emo Dreamboat, I'm totally gay for "Once", JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lambert's Throwed Rolls, Lil Rounds, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Timberlie
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Well, that happened, didn’t it? I’d also like to echo the comments of the blogosphere when I say that the two judges at once thing sucks. Hire a director who can reign the show in, ok? And stop pissing off my fellow “Fringe” fans – that’s a show we should have been recapping since the start – and no more running late! Speaking of running late, the Roundtable isn’t! We’re up and live in plenty of time yet again. So jump with us for the Tarantino night recappage (more…)
American Idol Roundtable and Liveblog – Top Seven Pre-Show Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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We are down to SEVEN. Hardly seems believable right? We’ve suffered so long and yet have so far to go. But you, gentle reader, can rest assured that we will continue to watch on your behalf. Gluttons for punishment is what we are. And, to better serve you, the pre-show Roundtable hath returned at long last. As well as your link for tonight’s live blog which can be found below:
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Click on that at 8p (or a little earlier) and enjoy the craptasticality of it all. In the meantime, hit the jump for a little ill-informed opinon and speculation… (more…)
The Hills – Season 5 Episode 3: I’m Done With You Monday, April 13, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in the balls.Tags: episode 3, lauren conrad, matt_T, season 5, The Hills, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV
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We start out this week with Stephanie going to visit Spencer, and she let’s herself in saying the door was unlocked. Spencer says, just because the door wasn’t locked doesn’t mean come in if you aren’t invited. Oooh burn. Steph wants to know if he’s heard from Heidi, and Spencer says no. Steph says she got a text from Heidi saying that she saw Colby and wants to know if Spencer knows who that is. Spencer says it was her high school boyfriend, and her mom loved him. Steph wants to know if Spencer has seen the bartender anymore and Spencer shuts her down. Its none of her business. He says that now he knows what she’s doing he’s going to be going out. Steph warns him against that, and tells him he should be on his best behavior. That sounds rather ominous….
American Idol Roundtable – Top 8 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bloggers Gone Wild, Bring On The Rapture, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, I need to stop drinking so much, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, mouth parties, objectivity is overrated, reality TV, Things too long to read, TV.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheata, American Idol, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Scott MacIntyre, Timberlite
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YAY! I managed to get a Roundtable up this week afterall! You have no idea the amount of amazing one-liners and zingers that just sit in my inbox when I lack the ability to get one of these things up in time. If you watched last night’s performance show, then you probably have an idea of where we’re going with this. Especially if you tuned in for the liveblog. The steaming cowpie awaits you… (more…)
The Hills – Season 5 Episode 2 Everything Happens For a Reason Monday, April 6, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in the balls.Tags: episode 2, lauren conrad, matt_T, season 5, The Hills, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV
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We start off this week at Stephanie’s. Spencer comes banging on her door. He says that what he has to say won’t take long. Spencer starts yelling at her for bringing Heidi to Lauren’s party when she wasn’t invited. Stephanie points out that didn’t mean he had to go out and get drunk and fight people. Spencer says that has nothing to do with this. I disagree, but ok, let’s hear it Spence. He starts going off on his loyalty thing again and says that Steph didn’t have to show Heidi the text, and she wasn’t acting loyal to the family. Spencer says he is no longer calling her his sister. Oh no. I think we’ve heard that before. Stephanie says that he’s going to quit telling Heidi what a nice guy Heidi is. Stephanie says that Spencer has taken this loyalty thing too far, he has nothing other than Heidi, and when he’s single he’ll realize that. Spencer tells Stephanie she needs to get her life in order first. WUT? She kicks him out, but he says he was already leaving.
The Hills: Season 5 Episode 1 – Season Premiere: Don’t Cry On Your Birthday Monday, April 6, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in the balls.Tags: Episode 1, lauren conrad, matt_T, season 5, season premiere, The Hills, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV
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We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! LC says this is the last one, but we’ll see. Join me again after the jump for the nonsesne.
American Idol Roundtable – Top 9 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, reality TV, Television, TV shows.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheata, American Idol, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DougOLis, JB*, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, Live Blog!, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Megan Joy Corkerey, MISS U FAT DALE JR, Scott MacIntyre, Timberlite
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Thanks to The Colonel for joining us in the liveblog last night. We had some technical difficulties (again) and I missed the chance to approve and let in the rest of the crew. One of these days, we’ll figure it out. The Roundtable marches onward and upward though, so hit the jump for thoughts on last night’s shit fiesta of an episode
American Idol Top 9 Roundtable Preview and Liveblog Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bloggers Gone Wild, Bring On The Rapture, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, more indepth than probably need-be, Posts that should have more humor, reality TV, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV.Tags: American Idol, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, Live Blog!, matt_T
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Hey, it’s Tuesday already. Whaddyaknow. If you’re here for the liveblog (the both of you) then it will be going live at 8pm. You can access it by clicking below:
If you are here for the weekly Roundtable preview, then I highly suggest that you click this here jump button… (more…)
American Idol Roundtable – Top 10 Recap Thursday, March 26, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bring On The Rapture, comedy, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, guilty pleasures, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, shitty music, TV.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Irahaeta, American Idol, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, Fat Dale Jr., JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, matt_T, Megan Joy Corkerey, Scott MacIntyre, Timberlite
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We’ve survived yet another Motown week on Idol, and once again, nobody was tragically murdered while in the D. Heartbreaking, I know. As always, your Roundtable is here to discuss the events of last night with the usual detailed run-down on what transpired. The usual formatting errors and shenanigoats await you after the jump… (more…)
American Idol Roundtable – Top 11 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Columns, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, Filler material, Hot chicks, JB*, jerkwheat, Jesus confusion, matt_T, objectivity is overrated, Television.Tags: Adam Lambert, Alexis Grace, Allison Iraheata, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, Enormous Loose Boobies, Fat Dale Jr., JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Megan Joy Corkerey, MEMPHIS WHUT WHUT, Michael Sarver, Scott MacIntyre
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COUNTRY WEEK, Y’ALL!! You’re missing out if you aren’t joining in on the Tuesday Night Idol Liveblog. Phrases are being coined left and right and we will now be referring to Michael Sarver as Fat Dale, Jr. Grand Ol’ Opry week wasn’t as awful as we anticipated and it left most of us pleasantly surprised. Except for one particular performance. Join us after the jump for the weekly meeting of the post-performance Roundtable… (more…)
American Idol Top 11 Performance Show Liveblog Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in the balls.Tags: American Idol, jerkwheat, liveblog, matt_T
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We’ll be getting started at 8pm EST with the liveblog. Hope that you can join us. Access the live-blog by clicking below.
The City – Episode 13 Season Finale: I Lost Myself in Us Monday, March 16, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in the balls.Tags: episode 13, marry me olivia, matt_T, season finale, the city, whitney port
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Whitney and Olivia go to a meeting with Alixe and they are told that DVF is going to have one of them go to London and work with the team in London. Whitney’s response: Oh Wow.
American Idol Roundtable – Top 13 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, more indepth than probably need-be, Things too long to read, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV.Tags: Adam Lambert, Alexis Grace, Allison Irahaeta, American Idol, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, Jasmine Murray, JB*, jerkwheat, Jorge Nunex, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Megan Joy Corkerey, Scott MacIntyre, YO DAWG YO
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Hello, all. I know that you’ve missed the roundtable with all of your hearts and souls, haven’t you? Did you join us for the impromptu live-blog last night? Of course not! Because we did it on a whim with no promotion! HUZZAH! Oh the quips and platitudes that you missed out on! Lucky for you, we’re back with the American Idol Roundtable this year and, like Idol itself, we’ve made some changes to the panel. We’d like to welcome long-time commenter and recent recapper DougOLis to the fold. HI DOUG! So, if you’re a masochist that likes things that go on too long (and since you watch Idol, you likely are) join us after the jump for the breakdown of the Top 13 Performance Show. (more…)
The City – Episode 12: Monday, March 9, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in the balls.Tags: episode 12, marry me olivia, matt_T, the city, the city episode 12, whitney port
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Jay and Adam are at some old movie theatre and Jay tells Adam he’s so excited about going on tour. Adam says he wants to go, and Jay lets him know he hasn’t told Whitney yet. Jay wants to be focused on tour and not worry about Whitney. Adam tells him that he needs to have the chat with Whitney and he has to decide, being single when he leaves or make her wait.
The City – Episode 11: Fool Me Twice, Shame on Me Monday, March 2, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in the balls.Tags: episode 11, marry me olivia, matt_T, the city, whitney port
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Whitney and Olivia are called up to see DVF. Elle called and is doing a cover shoot for the March issue with Jessica Alba. DVF wants Whitney and Olivia to pull outfits from the Spring line to get some items. DVF wants Olivia to take the lead and Whitney to help.
Your first tease for the new 311 album Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in the balls.Tags: holy crap new 311, matt_T
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