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American Idol Roundtable – Final Four Performance Recap Wednesday, May 6, 2009

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The final four were given the theme of Rock (\m/) this week.  Did they rock out, or fall flat?  Join us after the jump to find out.

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American Idol Roundtable – Top Seven Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, I need to stop drinking so much, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, objectivity is overrated.
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Well, that happened, didn’t it? I’d also like to echo the comments of the blogosphere when I say that the two judges at once thing sucks. Hire a director who can reign the show in, ok? And stop pissing off my fellow “Fringe” fans – that’s a show we should have been recapping since the start – and no more running late! Speaking of running late, the Roundtable isn’t! We’re up and live in plenty of time yet again. So jump with us for the Tarantino night recappage (more…)

American Idol Roundtable and Liveblog – Top Seven Pre-Show Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bloggers Gone Wild, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, Holy crap, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, maybe you should read a book instead, the scottish.
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We are down to SEVEN. Hardly seems believable right? We’ve suffered so long and yet have so far to go.  But you, gentle reader, can rest assured that we will continue to watch on your behalf. Gluttons for punishment is what we are. And, to better serve you, the pre-show Roundtable hath returned at long last. As well as your link for tonight’s live blog which can be found below:

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Click on that at 8p (or a little earlier) and enjoy the craptasticality of it all. In the meantime, hit the jump for a little ill-informed opinon and speculation… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 8 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bloggers Gone Wild, Bring On The Rapture, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, I need to stop drinking so much, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, mouth parties, objectivity is overrated, reality TV, Things too long to read, TV.
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YAY! I managed to get a Roundtable up this week afterall! You have no idea the amount of amazing one-liners and zingers that just sit in my inbox when I lack the ability to get one of these things up in time. If you watched last night’s performance show, then you probably have an idea of where we’re going with this. Especially if you tuned in for the liveblog.  The steaming cowpie awaits you… (more…)

American Idol Top 9 Roundtable Preview and Liveblog Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bloggers Gone Wild, Bring On The Rapture, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, more indepth than probably need-be, Posts that should have more humor, reality TV, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV.
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Hey, it’s Tuesday already. Whaddyaknow. If you’re here for the liveblog (the both of you) then it will be going live at 8pm. You can access it by clicking below:

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If you are here for the weekly Roundtable preview, then I highly suggest that you click this here jump button… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 10 Recap Thursday, March 26, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bring On The Rapture, comedy, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, guilty pleasures, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, shitty music, TV.
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We’ve survived yet another Motown week on Idol, and once again, nobody was tragically murdered while in the D. Heartbreaking, I know. As always, your Roundtable is here to discuss the events of last night with the usual detailed run-down on what transpired. The usual formatting errors and shenanigoats await you after the jump… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 11 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Columns, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, Filler material, Hot chicks, JB*, jerkwheat, Jesus confusion, matt_T, objectivity is overrated, Television.
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COUNTRY WEEK, Y’ALL!! You’re missing out if you aren’t joining in on the Tuesday Night Idol Liveblog. Phrases are being coined left and right and we will now be referring to Michael Sarver as Fat Dale, Jr. Grand Ol’ Opry week wasn’t as awful as we anticipated and it left most of us pleasantly surprised. Except for one particular performance. Join us after the jump for the weekly meeting of the post-performance Roundtable… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 11 Preview Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Columns, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, hatchet jobs, JB*, jerkwheat, Television.
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Tonight we get to witness the atrocities of Grand Ol’ Opry night. Make no mistake, this is probably going to scar you for life and you will immediately regret watching this. I am already regretting writing this. Once again, we’re gonna live-blog this mo-fo and this will most certainly be yet another mistake of the highest caliber. Since we actually remembered it was Idol night before the actual show began airing this time, we’ve got a little preview roundtable awaiting you after the jumpity jump. (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 13 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, more indepth than probably need-be, Things too long to read, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV.
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Hello, all. I know that you’ve missed the roundtable with all of your hearts and souls, haven’t you? Did you join us for the impromptu live-blog last night? Of course not! Because we did it on a whim with no promotion! HUZZAH! Oh the quips and platitudes that you missed out on! Lucky for you, we’re back with the American Idol Roundtable this year and, like Idol itself, we’ve made some changes to the panel. We’d like to welcome long-time commenter and recent recapper DougOLis to the fold. HI DOUG! So, if you’re a masochist that likes things that go on too long (and since you watch Idol, you likely are) join us after the jump for the breakdown of the Top 13 Performance Show. (more…)