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American Idol Roundtable – Top 8 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 8, 2009

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YAY! I managed to get a Roundtable up this week afterall! You have no idea the amount of amazing one-liners and zingers that just sit in my inbox when I lack the ability to get one of these things up in time. If you watched last night’s performance show, then you probably have an idea of where we’re going with this. Especially if you tuned in for the liveblog.  The steaming cowpie awaits you… (more…)


Bloggers Reveal Their Favorite Movies Tuesday, April 10, 2007

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You’ve heard about their favorite baseball players and picks for this year’s MLB season, so now its time to hear some the interweb’s best bloggers (I mean that in a good way, promise). So if you want to know what must see movies the writers of blogs such as Kissing Suzy Kolber, The Dugout, and The Big Lead have in their DVD player, hit the jump.


Asian Youtube Idol – Oriental Eight Thursday, March 29, 2007

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Its been a long week, but Thursday is here and as we all know Thursday is almost Friday, so fuck it lets go drink and dick around at work/school/home all day tomorrow until its time to drink again. This week Thursday also means the end of Asian Youtube Idol’s Oriental Eight. Don’t worry though, sports fans, we’ll be back next week with the culmination of this fine series that started out with good intentions and turned into something quite different. The final matchup of this round is between fan favorites Little Pimp and William Hung 2.0 (f.k.a. Costume malfunction 3.0). When I say how high, you jump for the videos.* (more…)

The 20 Most Cromulent Simpsons Episodes of All-Time: #20 Tuesday, March 20, 2007

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The 20 Most Cromulent Simpsons Episodes of All-Time

The Simpsons Movie” *finally* sees the light of day on July 27th.


In the 20 19 weeks leading up to its release, DeadOn is gonna celebrate every Tuesday at this time by counting down the 20 bestest Simpsons episodes ever.

How did we decide on a Top 20? Why, through pure science, of course!*

* – no actual science was used to determine this list

Okay, maybe not “pure” science. But on St. Patrick’s Day, CDNMoose and SA stayed up all night at the DeadOn offices drinking Amaretto & orange juice and debated the merits of all 388 aired episodes to assemble the definitive “Cromulent 20”.

Okay, that’s not entirely correct, either– we actually stopped discussing somewhere around Season 12 because, really, what’s the point?

And yes, we know that coming up with a list of the Top 20 Simpsons episodes is about as fruitful an exercise as other impossible ventures, like choosing the best Beatles album (“Revolver”, *duh*), or which Baldwin brother is dreamiest (Stephen, of course).

Okay, bad examples– those are ridiculously easy actually, but you know what I mean. Hmmmm….Name the Top 20 Cures for Cancer. Stumped? Yeah, it’s just like that. But *way* harder.

Naturally, there will be questionable calls and glaring omissions in the Cromulent 20, so we’ll say up front that if we don’t include an episode you think that should be here, you’re absolutely right: we totally left that episode off to be controversial. Seriously.

Anyway, come with us as we kick things off today with the worst of the best: the 20th Most Cromulent Simpsons Episode of All-Time…