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The Hills – Season 5 Episode 8: Father of the Bride Monday, May 18, 2009

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We start out this week at Speidi’s place.  Heidi’s dad, not her stepdad, her real dad Tim is coming in town.  He’s a ‘real deal cowboy’ and he’s never met any of her boyfriends before.  He was mad when they got fake married before.  Heidi jokes that he’ll probably be bringing his gun.  Spencer is worried, rightfully so

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The Hills – Season 5 Episode 7: Keep Your Enemies Closer Monday, May 11, 2009

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Lauren, Audrina and Lo are out and Lo is excited for her new job at Smashbox.  Audrina worked there three years ago, and she’s excited for Lo.  JustinBobby heard about Hawaii and he’s pissed, but Audrina isn’t answering his calls.   LC is proud of her.  I’m sure it’ll last…

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The Hills – Season 5 Episode 6: Playmates Bring the Drama Monday, May 4, 2009

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LC and Audrina are back in LA shopping, and LC wants to know if Audrina is going to Frankie’s BBQ.  Audrina isn’t sure yet, she hasn’t talked to Brody since Hawaii.  LC heard that Brody told Jade and they’ve been fighting for days.  Jayde is also not happy with Audrina.  Rightfully so, but Audrina tries to say that she’s single.

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The Hills – Season 5 Episode 5: I Always Had a Little Crush Monday, April 27, 2009

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As promised last week the girls show up to crash the boys party.  Brody is so relaxed by the pool he says he can’t open his eyes.  And what do you know, the girls come around the corner.  Brody wants to know why they are there.  The girls say that they knew they’d miss them too much.  Brody isn’t even mad, he was just curious why they came.  Audrina suggests shots and Brody is more than happy to join in.

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The Hills: Season 5 Episode 4 – Crazy in Love Monday, April 20, 2009

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We start out this week with Audrina and Lauren at Big Wangs.  No really, that’s the name of the bar.  They talk about some good times they’ve had there in the past.  This leads to them talking about boys and Audrina says she hasn’t been dating since JustinBobby.  Oh man, I hope we get to see Justin Bobby this episode.  Audrina says that she always jumps from relationship to relationship and she’s happy with being single now.  Lauren tells her its okay for her to date, and Audrina asks Lauren if she sees any boys that are her type to send them over.  I’m guessing Lauren will send a JustinBobby over

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The Hills – Season 5 Episode 3: I’m Done With You Monday, April 13, 2009

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We start out this week with Stephanie going to visit Spencer, and she let’s herself in saying the door was unlocked.  Spencer says, just because the door wasn’t locked doesn’t mean come in if you aren’t invited.  Oooh burn.  Steph wants to know if he’s heard from Heidi, and Spencer says no.  Steph says she got a text from Heidi saying that she saw Colby and wants to know if Spencer knows who that is.  Spencer says it was her high school boyfriend, and her mom loved him.  Steph wants to know if Spencer has seen the bartender anymore and Spencer shuts her down.  Its none of her business.  He says that now he knows what she’s doing he’s going to be going out.  Steph warns him against that, and tells him he should be on his best behavior.  That sounds rather ominous….

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The Hills – Season 5 Episode 2 Everything Happens For a Reason Monday, April 6, 2009

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We start off this week at Stephanie’s.  Spencer comes banging on her door.  He says that what he has to say won’t take long.  Spencer starts yelling at her for bringing Heidi to Lauren’s party when she wasn’t invited.  Stephanie points out that didn’t mean he had to go out and get drunk and fight people.  Spencer says that has nothing to do with this.  I disagree, but ok, let’s hear it Spence.  He starts going off on his loyalty thing again and says that Steph didn’t have to show Heidi the text, and she wasn’t acting loyal to the family.  Spencer says he is no longer calling her his sister.  Oh no.  I think we’ve heard that before.  Stephanie says that he’s going to quit telling Heidi what a nice guy Heidi is.  Stephanie says that Spencer has taken this loyalty thing too far, he has nothing other than Heidi, and when he’s single he’ll realize that.  Spencer tells Stephanie she needs to get her life in order first.  WUT?  She kicks him out, but he says he was already leaving.

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The Hills: Season 5 Episode 1 – Season Premiere: Don’t Cry On Your Birthday Monday, April 6, 2009

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We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! LC says this is the last one, but we’ll see.  Join me again after the jump for the nonsesne.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 20 Season Finale: I Heidi Take Thee Spencer Tuesday, December 23, 2008

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We start this week with Heidi back at work with Kimberly  talking with Brent Bolthouse about an event they have planned.  Brent asks what Heidi and Kimberly did on their vacations.  Kimberly went to Hawai’i and Heidi tells Brent about getting married in Mexico.  Brent looks shocked, and isn’t really sure what to say.  I expect a lot of those reactions.  Even if it was a fake marriage.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 19: Mr & Mrs Pratt Monday, December 15, 2008

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We open this week with Spencer and Heidi arriving in Mexico.  Heidi says its nice to get out of the city for a while, but she wonders why.  Spencer says their relationship works better when its just the two of them, no one trying to tear them apart.  Heidi says this is one of his best surprises.  Wow, I guess this one does beat his surprise when he brought home an arcade game.  Spencer says its gooing to be even more memorable.  I BET THEY GET MARRIED!

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 18: Dream Boy, Dream Job Monday, December 8, 2008

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We start this week at People’s Revolution.  Kelly calls Whitney up and says she ran in to someone with Diane Von Furstenberg who said they needed someone to do press in house for them.  And when they said that Kelly thought about her.  The job is in NY and Kelly would hate to lose her, but Whitney’s done great work at People’s Revolution and it would be a great job for Whitney.  Whitney agrees.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 17: It’s About Trust Monday, December 1, 2008

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Lo and Lauren are talking about Audrina.  Lauren’s not mad any more, she’s just bummed.  Lo says that it seems like Audrina was more concerned about JB than Lauren.  Lo asks what it would take for Lauren to forgive her, and Lauren says for her to actually be sorry and apologize

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 16: You Did This Monday, November 24, 2008

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Some quick news this week before the recap.  Heidi and Spencer eloped and got married. MTV can’t be happy they did that without it being for their cameras.  I wonder how long it will take for this event to show up on the show.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 15: One Last Chance Tuesday, November 18, 2008

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At People’s Revolution Lauren asks Whitney if she’s heard from Jay.  Whitney’s heard from him and Lauren is jealous of her cute NY fairytale.  Lauren tells Whitney about Holly staying there.  Whitney likes Holly, because she’s Heidi without Spencer.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 14: Back to New York Tuesday, November 11, 2008

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Lauren and Whitney are at work when Kelly calls in and says they need help in New York for some shows.  Whitney looks excited.  Lauren asks if she’s heard from Alex (the guy she met in NY) recently.  Whitney says they’ve talked and texted a few times.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 13: It’s Her Move Tuesday, November 4, 2008

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Audrina comes up to Lauren’s room and Lauren is going to see Tokyo Police Club that night and she wants Audrina to help her pick out an outfit.  Awww Lauren wants to play rock chick.  Audrina tells LC she needs to tell her something and drops a bomb.  She’s moving out, and this weekend.  Lauren says “Wow that’s quick” and I agree.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 12: I Want You to be With Me Tuesday, October 28, 2008

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We are back in LA this week.  Audrina is at work, and her coworker says they are going to go into the studio and help out a band.  Audrina recaps Cabo for her coworker, and she says he can’t jump from one relationship to the next.  Coworker says that it sounds like Audrina is starting to figure things out.  I bet she still goes back to JustinBobby.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 11: You’ll Never Have this Tuesday, October 21, 2008

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We start out this week with the gang loading on the private jet to head to Cabo.  Brody asks what the plan is and DougDoug says he has a surprise for them.  Audrina and LC are sharing earbuds.  I wonder if they are listening to Natasha Beddingfield?  Frankie asks Audrina why she isn’t talking to JustinBobby.  She says they aren’t together and he’s going to hook up with other girls. Lauren says they all left a lot in LA, s they should just not worry about that this weekend.  I’m sure that will happen.

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