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American Idol Results – The InterTubes Respond Thursday, May 21, 2009

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Simon wanted to crown him, so America was going to crown Adam’s [backside] tonight.  And then the voting results came in.  And then the commentary began…

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American Idol – The Finals Wednesday, May 20, 2009

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In the words of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More, With Feeling” – this is your American Idol Finalists Roundtable Recap.  Adam and Kris – Who Ya Got?

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American Idol Roundtable – Top Three Performance Recap Performance Recap Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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We draw ever closer to the end of the season.  The final 3 is usually fun because they get two songs, including choosing any song they like (provided it gets cleared for use)  Join us after the jump to find out how the three amigos did

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American Idol Roundtable – Final Four Performance Recap Wednesday, May 6, 2009

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The final four were given the theme of Rock (\m/) this week.  Did they rock out, or fall flat?  Join us after the jump to find out.

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American Idol Roundtable – Top Seven Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 15, 2009

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Well, that happened, didn’t it? I’d also like to echo the comments of the blogosphere when I say that the two judges at once thing sucks. Hire a director who can reign the show in, ok? And stop pissing off my fellow “Fringe” fans – that’s a show we should have been recapping since the start – and no more running late! Speaking of running late, the Roundtable isn’t! We’re up and live in plenty of time yet again. So jump with us for the Tarantino night recappage (more…)

American Idol Roundtable and Liveblog – Top Seven Pre-Show Tuesday, April 14, 2009

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We are down to SEVEN. Hardly seems believable right? We’ve suffered so long and yet have so far to go.  But you, gentle reader, can rest assured that we will continue to watch on your behalf. Gluttons for punishment is what we are. And, to better serve you, the pre-show Roundtable hath returned at long last. As well as your link for tonight’s live blog which can be found below:

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Click on that at 8p (or a little earlier) and enjoy the craptasticality of it all. In the meantime, hit the jump for a little ill-informed opinon and speculation… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 8 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 8, 2009

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YAY! I managed to get a Roundtable up this week afterall! You have no idea the amount of amazing one-liners and zingers that just sit in my inbox when I lack the ability to get one of these things up in time. If you watched last night’s performance show, then you probably have an idea of where we’re going with this. Especially if you tuned in for the liveblog.  The steaming cowpie awaits you… (more…)

American Idol Top 8 Liveblog Tuesday, April 7, 2009

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It’s that time of the week – here comes the AI Top 8 Liveblog at 8pm EST.  Join us for our weekly series of pithy one-liners and badjokes, won’t you?

At 8:00, just click below.

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Fare Thee Well.. Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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Sweet, Sweet Stoner Sleeved Tatted BEWBS. We will miss your awesome BEWBAGE.

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Light up a doob for Bewbs.

American Idol Roundtable – Top 9 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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Thanks to The Colonel for joining us in the liveblog last night. We had some technical difficulties (again) and I missed the chance to approve and let in the rest of the crew. One of these days, we’ll figure it out.  The Roundtable marches onward and upward though, so hit the jump for thoughts on last night’s shit fiesta of an episode

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American Idol Top 9 Roundtable Preview and Liveblog Tuesday, March 31, 2009

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Hey, it’s Tuesday already. Whaddyaknow. If you’re here for the liveblog (the both of you) then it will be going live at 8pm. You can access it by clicking below:

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If you are here for the weekly Roundtable preview, then I highly suggest that you click this here jump button… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 10 Recap Thursday, March 26, 2009

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We’ve survived yet another Motown week on Idol, and once again, nobody was tragically murdered while in the D. Heartbreaking, I know. As always, your Roundtable is here to discuss the events of last night with the usual detailed run-down on what transpired. The usual formatting errors and shenanigoats await you after the jump… (more…)

American Idol Top 10 Roundtable and Liveblog… Tuesday, March 24, 2009

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Hey! You! Yes, the both of you. Were you looking for the liveblog and/or roundtable today? Well, don’t forget that Prez Barry is chatting at us tonight so the Idolatry will have to wait til Wednesday.  During “Lost” and right in the middle of a draft for a couple of us. We’ll do what we can to provide the ha-has for you Wednesday at 8p EST.

Roundtable preview awaits you in the morning.

American Idol Top 11 Performance Show Liveblog Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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We’ll be getting started at 8pm EST with the liveblog. Hope that you can join us. Access the live-blog by clicking below.

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American Idol Roundtable – Top 11 Preview Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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Tonight we get to witness the atrocities of Grand Ol’ Opry night. Make no mistake, this is probably going to scar you for life and you will immediately regret watching this. I am already regretting writing this. Once again, we’re gonna live-blog this mo-fo and this will most certainly be yet another mistake of the highest caliber. Since we actually remembered it was Idol night before the actual show began airing this time, we’ve got a little preview roundtable awaiting you after the jumpity jump. (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 13 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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Hello, all. I know that you’ve missed the roundtable with all of your hearts and souls, haven’t you? Did you join us for the impromptu live-blog last night? Of course not! Because we did it on a whim with no promotion! HUZZAH! Oh the quips and platitudes that you missed out on! Lucky for you, we’re back with the American Idol Roundtable this year and, like Idol itself, we’ve made some changes to the panel. We’d like to welcome long-time commenter and recent recapper DougOLis to the fold. HI DOUG! So, if you’re a masochist that likes things that go on too long (and since you watch Idol, you likely are) join us after the jump for the breakdown of the Top 13 Performance Show. (more…)

American Idol Top 13 – LIVE BLOGGERY Tuesday, March 10, 2009

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Ok, so here’s the deal. Matt_T and I are gonna guide you through tonight’s AI Top 13 premiere. Thank God it’s finally performance night. Join us, if you will…. (more…)