The Hills – Season 5 Episode 3: I’m Done With You Monday, April 13, 2009Posted by Matt_T in the balls.
Tags: episode 3, lauren conrad, matt_T, season 5, The Hills, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV
We start out this week with Stephanie going to visit Spencer, and she let’s herself in saying the door was unlocked. Spencer says, just because the door wasn’t locked doesn’t mean come in if you aren’t invited. Oooh burn. Steph wants to know if he’s heard from Heidi, and Spencer says no. Steph says she got a text from Heidi saying that she saw Colby and wants to know if Spencer knows who that is. Spencer says it was her high school boyfriend, and her mom loved him. Steph wants to know if Spencer has seen the bartender anymore and Spencer shuts her down. Its none of her business. He says that now he knows what she’s doing he’s going to be going out. Steph warns him against that, and tells him he should be on his best behavior. That sounds rather ominous….
Lauren goes into ‘work’ to see Kelly Cutrone. Hey last time we saw her, she was not so subtly telling Whitney’s friend Allie she was too skinny. But it seems like this was filmed before that, since Kelly is trying to figure out what to do now that Whitney is gone. She also compliments Lauren on her outfit, and then asks if its one of their client’s. Lauren sheepishly admits its not. Bad move LC. I guess its not one of Lauren’s pieces from her line either since that got shut down. The economy’s bad y’all. Kelly wants to hire an intern, and asks LC if she knows anyone. LC says she has a few friends who would love to work there. Kelly warns her to be careful who she recommends.
Lauren and Steph go to eat, and Lauren says she’s starving. Steph says there’s so much pressure to stay in shape in LA. LC says that’s what baggy shirts are for, and Steph says dresses work too. I guess plastic surgery too, right Steph? Don’t think we didn’t notice you changed your appearance from last season. Lauren tells Steph about the internship and Stephanie is ready to leave her current internship for this one. Lauren says that she can get an interview for her. I think this is exactly what Kelly was warning her about.
Back to Speidi’s place, and Spencer comes home and Heidi is actually home. Spencer wants to know what Darlene had to say. Heidi sez Darlene sez they shouldn’t be fighting like they are. Spencer calls her a hypocrite and says that he knows about her secret date with Colby. Heidi explains what really happened and that it wasn’t a date by any means. Spencer wants to know what she would think if the roles were reversed. Heidi sez that having shots with a bartender is different than eating with her family. Hey Heidi, bartenders are supposed to get you drunk. That’s their job. Spencer tells her that taking shots isn’t the same as kissing someone. That’s true, but sometimes you gotta take some shots to kiss someone. Liquid courage, as they say. They bicker some more and Spencer says it was nice not to have any fighting while she wasn’t there. She asks if he saw the bartender again and Spencer acts incredulous that she even asks, and then lies and says no he hasn’t. She tells him she doesn’t know what to say to him and doesn’t even want to talk to him. We’ve heard all this before.
Back to People’s Revolution and Steph is there for her interview, and she’s nervous. She stayed up fixing her resume! LC calls up to Kelly to let her know Steph is there. Kelly lets her know that she seems nervous. Stephanie says that she hasn’t been to an interview in forever. Kelly says that she usually doesn’t read resumes but since Stephanie brought hers she’ll read it. Stephanie starts blabbing about how her goal is to design a handbag. And People’s Revolution will help with that. Kelly jumps on that and asks Steph if she’s planning on just using People’s Revolution and her contacts to start her own line. Stephanie backtracks and says that’s a long term goal, like 10 years. Kelly says that she should be able to move quicker than that. But Kelly isn’t really interested in her long term goals, she’s running a business and wants to know how Steph can help with that. Steph says she’s familiar with People’s Revolution from FITM or whatever that fashion school is that she and Lauren ‘go’ too. Kelly wants to know if Stephanie can use computers and if she can make a label. Stephanie is very shaky and appears confused. Kelly asks her a question in French and Stephanie responds, but then blanks when Kelly speaks more French. Kelly tells her the main rule in her office is no crying. Stephanie says that is perfect, she wants to work in a place that has a backbone. Kelly isn’t sure if she’s ready, and her resume sucks. Ouch.
Spencer and Charlie are headed out on the town. He’s ready to get crazy. Spencer is going to the place that Stacie and her ‘posse’ go to when they aren’t working. They have some awkward awful white guy trying to sound hip conversation. They are going to roll out or something.
Meanwhile, Stephanie and Heidi are out for sushi and Stephanie gives her the run down on the interview. Heidi says that Spencer has this secret life now, and he’s all wrapped up with Charlie, he’s some club guy. Stephanie decides they should go out clubbing too. Basically to spy on Spencer. And as usual Stephanie is stirring up the drama. Or the writers are telling her too. Yeah I think its the writers, because she somehow knows where Spencer will be.
Back to the club and Spencer and Charlie are with Stacie and some of her friends. They take some shots. OH NO MORE SHOTS. They toast to Heidi. Oh and what do you know, Steph and Heidi walk in, and immediately start looking for Spencer. What a coincidence. Spencer sees Heidi and he says he must have a GPS tracker on his car. Heidi comes up and starts yelling at him. He wants to know if Stacie and Spencer are dating now and if they are TAKING MORE SHOTS. Charlie tries to get in the middle and Heidi and Stephanie start yelling at Charlie. Then Stephanie calls Stacie a slut. It degrades into calling each other dogs or something stupid. Heidi tells Spencer not to call her anymore and he’s kicked out, and then she storms off.
Next day and Heidi is at Stephanie’s place. They recap the night and Steph is so proud of calling Stacie a homewrecker. Steph says that love is strange and it takes a lot of work. Heidi says no, she’s done with him. Stephanie says they need professional help, like a therapist or something and everyone in LA has one, so its not that weird. Heidi isn’t sure if she even wants to try that, she’s given him a lot of chances.
At People’s Revolution, Kelly pulls Lauren aside to talk to Stephanie, and she shows LC the resume and her objective is ‘handbag designer’ LC says that she thinks Steph can do the job. Kelly says this might be a first, but she’s scared. She thinks the interview was so crazy that Steph might just be nuts to do the job. What a surprise, another fake job for someone on the Hills. Kelly says that LC will be the one to watch over her and if she screws up, she’ll be the one to fire her.
Heidi goes to meet Spencer, and he says that Heidi didn’t come home last night and she’s surprised that he even noticed. She asks if he came home and he says no. But how would he know she didn’t come home? Spencer doesn’t want to do therapy, he says that he’s not taking advice from her sister who is screwed up. They bicker over the Stacie thing, and Heidi goes off. She gives him the ultimatium. Therapy or he has to leave. She gets up to leave while Spencer does his sad face.