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American Idol Roundtable – Top 10 Recap Thursday, March 26, 2009

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We’ve survived yet another Motown week on Idol, and once again, nobody was tragically murdered while in the D. Heartbreaking, I know. As always, your Roundtable is here to discuss the events of last night with the usual detailed run-down on what transpired. The usual formatting errors and shenanigoats await you after the jump… (more…)


I Spent Money on This? Thursday, December 25, 2008

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I am not a believer in the purchasing of holiday music. You only listen to it for six weeks, and there are enough radio stations which either go heavy on the holiday music or switch formats entirely. If you need to hear Jingle Bell Rock, chances are you are going to be covered.

My fondness for Garth Brooks has previously been cataloged in this very column. But it was not the first time he got me… (more…)

I Spent Money On This? Sunday, December 14, 2008

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The tale of a holiday gift gone awry… after the jump


I Spent Money on This? Sunday, October 26, 2008

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The rundown of lame discs I have owned takes us to the Lord this week. Get religion… after the jump.


I Spent Money on This? Sunday, October 19, 2008

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After an extended hiatus for reformatting – unlike a TV hiatus, no one was recast during the down time – a look back at fiscally unsound music purchases has returned.

This week, I pull a disc from the bag of guy tricks – which everyone knows anyway. Learn it after the jump.


Let’s Name Britney’s New Album! Friday, June 15, 2007

Posted by Baba Oje in albums, Baba Oje, shitty music, Shut Up Asshole.
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Britney Spears has just announced that she is allowing fans to name her new album. So far her top 5 titles are:first time skip has been between a chick’s legs

  • Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
  • What if the Joke is on You
  • Down Boy
  • Dignity
  • Integrity

Something tells me that it won’t be “Dignity” or “Integrity”. Either way, I’m sure we can come up with something better, so lets hear it people.

Asian Youtube Idol Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Posted by Baba Oje in American Idol, asians, Baba Oje, Half Japanese Girls, Japanese girls without panties, korean pornography, more indepth than probably need-be, shitty music, singing?.
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In the spirit of March Madness and American Idol, we here at DeadOn bring to you Asian Youtube Idol. Why Asians? It started out anybody’s game but when a vast majority of the contestants ended up being Asian, this happened:

Asian Youtube Idol

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Print out your brackets and hit the jump for a cheat sheet of our contestants.


Covnobyl Thursday, March 1, 2007

Posted by LenBiasCocaineSurplus in comedic tag, Covnobyl, Len Bias Cocaine Surplus, Loathing Scooter, shitty music.

Every great song lives on and on throughout time. We remember that band for their epic song that will last throughout the annals of time, which is until 2036 when that asteroid extincts the human race. Every once and while another band will come and will feel the need to put their touch on the song. Sure sometimes it works and the song is made even better, but most of the time what happens is something I call “Covnobyl”.

This edition: an update to the Billy Idol hit Rebel Yell


Thanks Everyone Friday, February 16, 2007

Posted by Jerkwheat in jerkwheat, shitty music.

Thanks for an amazing first full day of DeadOn. Thanks to everyone who came from Deadspin and anywhere else on the interwebs. There is only one way to describe how good this feels. And that is by watching a fat kid dance to terrible music