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American Idol Roundtable – Top 8 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bloggers Gone Wild, Bring On The Rapture, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, I need to stop drinking so much, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, mouth parties, objectivity is overrated, reality TV, Things too long to read, TV.
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YAY! I managed to get a Roundtable up this week afterall! You have no idea the amount of amazing one-liners and zingers that just sit in my inbox when I lack the ability to get one of these things up in time. If you watched last night’s performance show, then you probably have an idea of where we’re going with this. Especially if you tuned in for the liveblog.  The steaming cowpie awaits you… (more…)

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American Idol Top 9 Roundtable Preview and Liveblog Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bloggers Gone Wild, Bring On The Rapture, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, more indepth than probably need-be, Posts that should have more humor, reality TV, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV.
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Hey, it’s Tuesday already. Whaddyaknow. If you’re here for the liveblog (the both of you) then it will be going live at 8pm. You can access it by clicking below:

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If you are here for the weekly Roundtable preview, then I highly suggest that you click this here jump button… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 10 Recap Thursday, March 26, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bring On The Rapture, comedy, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, guilty pleasures, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, shitty music, TV.
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We’ve survived yet another Motown week on Idol, and once again, nobody was tragically murdered while in the D. Heartbreaking, I know. As always, your Roundtable is here to discuss the events of last night with the usual detailed run-down on what transpired. The usual formatting errors and shenanigoats await you after the jump… (more…)

The Hills – Season 4 Episode 9: If She Never Met Spencer Tuesday, October 7, 2008

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We start this week at the girls house, where Lo is helping Lauren with her fashion school homework.  Lauren thanks her for helping and asking if she has plans that night, because she is going to have a drink with Holly.  She says Heidi told Holly that it was fine, but Lauren is worried that Holly is trying to play matchmaker.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 8: Don’t Act Innocent Tuesday, September 30, 2008

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Lauren and Whitney are at the gym, and Lauren is doing some weak punching with a trainer, while Whitney is sitting on a mat doing some curls.  They talk about what happened with Stephanie and the trainer decides to give his opinon.  He says that you doin’t go out with your friends exes and she should have a good excuse.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 7: While Lauren’s Away… Tuesday, September 23, 2008

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Lauren is packing for Italy and Audrina tells her to bring some heels, but LC says that no one in Italy wears heels.  Lo and Audrina send her off, and they say they’ll have fun while she’s gone.  She drives off and the other two look slightly scared. (more…)

The Hills – Season 4 Episode 6: You Always Miss a Best Friend Tuesday, September 16, 2008

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We start this week at Speidi’s place and Holly wants to know what they are doing tonight.  Heidi said they’re cooking dinner.  Holly wants to go out, but Heidi has to work in the morning.   Holly only knows them and Lauren.  Holly tried to keep up with her but they kind of drifted apart.  Spencer lets her know that as long as she lives there, that she will not be hanging out with Lauren.  How nice.  Spencer is now trying to run both Heidi and her sister’s life.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 5: Something Has to Change Tuesday, September 9, 2008

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Lauren, Lo and Steph are looking up jails in the phonebook.  Lo wants to know why they got arrested and Lauren says that’s what boys do.  As they’re trying to find a bails bondsman Frankie comes in with DougDoug and Brody.  Brody and Doug are laughing, they were in the casino jail.  As they were leaving some drunk guy accosted them about partying with them.  DougDoug and Brody declined his offer and the drunk guy wasn’t too happy and punched DougDoug in the chest and he shoved him and bloody mary ended up all over everyone.  DougDoug says it was worth it, and he’s going to laugh at the guy in court.  Lauren just says ‘idiots’

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 4: Boys Make Girls Cry Monday, September 8, 2008

Posted by Matt_T in Bring On The Rapture, matt_T, MTV, The Hills, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV.
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Lauren, Lo and Steph show up to go to Vegas on DougDoug’s private jet. I’m curious as to how a minor league baseball player has a jet.  Bud Selig needs to look into this. They get on the jet, and everyone’s excited.  Steph asks why Audrina and JustinBobby aren’t riding with them.  LC tells her its a long story and looks rather exhasperated.  Brody proposes a toast to Steph.  He says he’s not going to hold a grudge, but having her there is almost like having Spencer there.  Ooh, sick burn.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 3: Better Off as Friends Tuesday, September 2, 2008

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We start this week at People’s Revolution and Whitney is going to NY right away because that’s how Kelly works.  Whitney’s going to pack lots of black.  She asks LC about DougDoug and LC’s lukewarm on him, she thought she’d jump back in how it used to be, but there’s no spark.  Whitney says she should go and head dump him, if that’s what she wants to do.  LC just doesn’t ‘want to have that conversation.’  LC, go ahead and get over with, no one likes to be led on.

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Miley and the JoBros: Making Magic? Thursday, August 28, 2008

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This gave me pause, and it should do the same to anyone with half a brain.

Where did the magic happen?
Nick: We did a lot of the work on a studio bus while we were touring with Miley Cyrus.
Kevin: And we completed the record at Studio Wishbone in L.A.

There’s a serious difference between “the work” and “the record” in the parallel structure there, and, for goshsakes, the question is a time-old “How was it?” analogue.

If this is when we hear from the horse’s mouth there was a Nick Jonas/Miley Cyrus coupling, why isn’t Blender (which is, after all, the musically-inclined cousin of Maxim) even acknowledging the either poor or perfect choice of words here?

The Hills – Season 4 Episode 2: Drama Follows Them Tuesday, August 26, 2008

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Stephanie and LC are at school and Steph invites Lauren to her party.  Lauren wants to bring DougDoug, who is a baseball player but injured.  (And its not Mike Hampton.)  Stephanie ominously says that athletes are her favorite.  She also says she hasn’t spoken with Speidi in weeks. (more…)

The Hills – Season 4 Premiere – “We’ll Never Be Friends” Tuesday, August 19, 2008

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Hi boys and girls.  We’re back for Season 4 of the best ‘reality’ show ever.  Rumor is this could be the last seasoon.  We get a quick recap of what happened last season.  Lauren ominously says that that sometimes things have to get worse before they get better.  Off we go.

People’s Revolution and LC and Whitney are chatting and LC mentions she has a date tonight. Its some guy she used to date named Doug.   They dated some when she was 18, he went to a different school and she went to his prom. “Doug….Doug”  says Whitney.  3 minutes in and Whitney already providing the quote of the episode.  Hit the Natasha Beddingfield and off we go

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Your Morning Rock/New Music Tuesday – July 22nd, 2008 Tuesday, July 22, 2008

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Well, unless you have a secret thing for Miley Cyrus (the police aren’t coming yet…) it is a pretty meh week for new releases. Oh, wait – you’ve heard me say that before right? The hipsters are happy though, cause Black Kids’ album is finally coming out…

It’s like American Apparel has a house band. And if you aren’t a hipster douchebag…Well, there’s always 90s nostalgia… (more…)

1520 Sedgwick Avenue Special: The BRA Bracket, Play-In Matchup Friday, July 18, 2008

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I will be using the “Bring On The Rapture” tag liberally for VIBE‘s utterly asinine NCAA-style bracket to crown the Best Rapper Alive, but, first, a snapshot of the stupidity. (more…)

What? Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Posted by Matt_T in Bring On The Rapture, matt_T, The Hills.
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That is Heidi and Meghan McCain.  Season 4 of the Hills starts August 18th.  I wonder if Meghan will be making an appearance.

photo found at The Superficial

Random Shit To Make You Angry Monday, June 30, 2008

Posted by Jerkwheat in Bring On The Rapture, jerkwheat.
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So, I was just reading a random stupid article about The Hills (cause I’m 17% gay) on USA Today (cause I’m 62% dumb) and I came across this quote from Heidi..

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.

Jesus and Heidi Montag. Ideological twins.