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419 – The Movie Friday, March 23, 2007

Posted by athleticsupporter in athleticsupporter, hatchet jobs, I need to stop drinking so much, the balls, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV.
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[Cut to interior scene, a Don Cheadlesque man is sitting in a dimly lit, poorly furnished room, typing furiously into his computer. The character, through a narration, then begins to explain how this machine was a gift to his people, those of Benin, West Africa.]

[pan from his hands up to his cheek, a single tear runs down his face]

DEAR SIR,MA.

I AM DAUGHTER OF LATE FRED LAWRENCE IN REPUBLIC OF BENIN IN WEST AFRICA. OUR LATE FATHER LAWRENCE DIED AND LEFT US AND OUR MOTHER JULIET AND MY YOUNGER BROTHER BROWN MY NAME IS BUKKY LAWRENCE . I AM 26 YEARS OLD WHY MY YOUNGER BROTHER BROWN IS 21 YEARS OLD.

[As Bukky continues to type, a narration of the letter kicks in, and we flashback to each scene as it’s described. They show Bukky’s father working in his many companies… Lawrence Hardware… Lawrence Vetrinary Hospital… Lawrence Quick-Stop Liquor & Gas. Then cut to the funeral services for his father…tears and black dashikis have came out in strong numbers]
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Kiefer Sutherland is a Vigilante Monday, March 12, 2007

Posted by Baba Oje in 24, Jack Bauer, kiefer sutherland, the lonely island.
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Welcome to part three of the many faces of Kiefer Sutherland. We had a brief layoff last week because, well, I forgot. This week Kiefer takes a bite out of crime.

Hit the jump for the crime fighting action.

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