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24 Day 7 Recap – 10:00 A.M. to 11:00 A.M. Sunday, January 18, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 A.M. and 11:00 A.M.

POTUS Taylor gets word that they’ve captured Tony but lost the CIP module and then receives the demands from Colonel Dubaku. He threatens to use the CIP module to take down American infrastructure systems unless Taylor withdraws all attack groups by this time tomorrow. He wants confirmation that Taylor has started to retreat the aircraft carriers within 3 hours.  All in all, it’s a well constructed threat in that it puts all of the blame and decision making on to Taylor with a preventable way of saving American lives (domestically and in Sangala), but Taylor will have none of it.  She wants the NSA to shore up the firewall and clearly still does not understand that that is a difficult task because they can’t rebuild the firewall in 3 hours. Taylor wants the FBI to work Almeida hard from the Africa side. What other side is there?

Jack, Renee, Moss, and Tony all arrive back at the FBI building via helicopter and Moss grills Renee for going in solo.  Renee tells him there is a leak in the FBI and Moss acts mostly surprised.  Jack carefully explains how they know there’s been a leak and Moss seems to believe him. Moss locks down security protocols and limits access to those with higher clearance.  Renee tells Jack there’s no one she trusts more than Moss and I am suspicious.  Janeane Garofolo prepares Tony for interrogation and Renee asks for her help in tightening security measures around the office.  Tony looks stone cold as he’s sitting in the room.  Edgar 2.0 is pissed that he no longer has clearance to do whatever he wants. (more…)


24 Day 7 Recap – 9:00 A.M. to 10:00 A.M. Sunday, January 18, 2009

Posted by DougOLis in 24, DougOLis, Jack Bauer, kiefer sutherland, Since no one reads this on the weekend, the balls, Things too long to read.
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The Following Takes Place Between 9:00 A.M. and 10:00 A.M.

Air Traffic Control is monitoring GSA117 trying to determine why the lost control when they discover Tony is controlling the flight.  We get several shots of a little boy with his mom; we are not moved. Janeane Garofolo reports that NSA is trying to find the point of entry and Edgar 2.0 says they’ve never seen anything like this before.

Jack and Renee report back to Moss that Schecter was killed by a sniper and they’ve sealed off the building where the shot came from.  Moss asks Renee if she’s okay in a hushed caring tone and it’s all but assured that they’re doing it; to her credit though it does seem like Renee is the one wearing the pants in this relationship. Jack realizes that Tony probably has an informant in the FBI department because how else could they have a sniper in position so quickly. My money is still on Moss. Renee is quite defensive that she has good people; Jack and his Members Only jacket are given a timeout. (more…)

I Spent Money on This? Sunday, October 26, 2008

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The rundown of lame discs I have owned takes us to the Lord this week. Get religion… after the jump.


Late-Night Youtube Surfing Saturday, September 1, 2007

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Ladies and Gentelmen. It is September 1st, 2007. That means today is the first Saturday of the 2007 college football season. While I was looking for “mascot fights” on youtube*, I came across this video. Also, this doesn’t mean I’m rooting for the Vols this week … Go Cal.

After the jump… more videos of mascots and football related stuff that didn’t make the cut.

*There is not nearly enough videos of mascot fights on youtube


Letters To Pat Riley Sunday, April 8, 2007

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Pat Riley sits in his office. His tea has gone cold, its raining outside (clouding up his window) and he’s wondering why he even got out of bed at all. He can’t see outside, and if he could it would all be gray anyway. Then he spots his framed picture on the wall of him, Shaq, and Wade celebrating last season’s championship. And it reminds him that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad.

[He opens a letter addressed to him, postmarked six weeks back]


DeadOn Weekends Need One Thing Saturday, April 7, 2007

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More Down Syndrome rappers …


Classic Sprite Commercials Sunday, March 25, 2007

Posted by stopmikelupica in boredom, Filler material, Hot chicks, Since no one reads this on the weekend, SML, Stopmikelupica.

It all started when we heard Gheorge Muresan is still living, thanks to Deadspin. That led to a search for our favorite Muresan moment of all time, this commercial:


Putting KSK, Ladies… both on notice Sunday, March 18, 2007

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While checking out the weekend action at Deadspin on Saturday, this post was linked to.  It looks like some sort of amateur writing about a bet between two Deadspin spinoffs. 

But hold up (wait a minute!) – where is DeadOn in this so-called bet?!?


The Jose Reyes Experiment Sunday, March 11, 2007

Posted by stopmikelupica in Filler material, Jose Reyes, Since no one reads this on the weekend, SML, Stopmikelupica, The Mets are Cobra.

This scene takes place at Mets Command, in a meeting room. Currently there is Mets Commander Minaya and Mets Manager Randolph.

Minaya: “…and so I said ‘Let’sssss make out, baby’…”
[a third man enters the room]

Minaya: “Chief Head of Scouting Dr. Mindbender, come in.”
Dr. Mindbender: “Thank you, Commander Minaya. Ran-dolph.”
Randolph: “What brings you here today?”
Dr. Mindbender: “I just received some interesting news from the scientists in charge of Project Reyes, sir.”
Minaya: “Project Reyesssss?”
Dr. Minderbender: “Yes, sir. You remember Project Reyes, right?”
Randolph: “Of course we do. But why don’t you briefly sum it up, for the benefit of those who might someday read the transcript of this secret meeting.”
[Mindbender pauses to sip some water]