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American Idol – The Finals Wednesday, May 20, 2009

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In the words of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More, With Feeling” – this is your American Idol Finalists Roundtable Recap.  Adam and Kris – Who Ya Got?

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American Idol Roundtable – Top Five Performance Recap Thursday, April 30, 2009

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A little late, but nonetheless witty, charming, and most importantly, accurate, this… is your DeadOn American Idol Round Table for the Top 5 – Rat Pack Week.

Farewell, TimberLite.  May your jaunty hats serve you well in the future.
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American Idol Roundtable – Top Seven Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 15, 2009

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Well, that happened, didn’t it? I’d also like to echo the comments of the blogosphere when I say that the two judges at once thing sucks. Hire a director who can reign the show in, ok? And stop pissing off my fellow “Fringe” fans – that’s a show we should have been recapping since the start – and no more running late! Speaking of running late, the Roundtable isn’t! We’re up and live in plenty of time yet again. So jump with us for the Tarantino night recappage (more…)

American Idol Roundtable and Liveblog – Top Seven Pre-Show Tuesday, April 14, 2009

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We are down to SEVEN. Hardly seems believable right? We’ve suffered so long and yet have so far to go.  But you, gentle reader, can rest assured that we will continue to watch on your behalf. Gluttons for punishment is what we are. And, to better serve you, the pre-show Roundtable hath returned at long last. As well as your link for tonight’s live blog which can be found below:

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Click on that at 8p (or a little earlier) and enjoy the craptasticality of it all. In the meantime, hit the jump for a little ill-informed opinon and speculation… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 8 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 8, 2009

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YAY! I managed to get a Roundtable up this week afterall! You have no idea the amount of amazing one-liners and zingers that just sit in my inbox when I lack the ability to get one of these things up in time. If you watched last night’s performance show, then you probably have an idea of where we’re going with this. Especially if you tuned in for the liveblog.  The steaming cowpie awaits you… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 9 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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Thanks to The Colonel for joining us in the liveblog last night. We had some technical difficulties (again) and I missed the chance to approve and let in the rest of the crew. One of these days, we’ll figure it out.  The Roundtable marches onward and upward though, so hit the jump for thoughts on last night’s shit fiesta of an episode

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American Idol Top 9 Roundtable Preview and Liveblog Tuesday, March 31, 2009

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Hey, it’s Tuesday already. Whaddyaknow. If you’re here for the liveblog (the both of you) then it will be going live at 8pm. You can access it by clicking below:

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If you are here for the weekly Roundtable preview, then I highly suggest that you click this here jump button… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 10 Recap Thursday, March 26, 2009

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We’ve survived yet another Motown week on Idol, and once again, nobody was tragically murdered while in the D. Heartbreaking, I know. As always, your Roundtable is here to discuss the events of last night with the usual detailed run-down on what transpired. The usual formatting errors and shenanigoats await you after the jump… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 11 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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COUNTRY WEEK, Y’ALL!! You’re missing out if you aren’t joining in on the Tuesday Night Idol Liveblog. Phrases are being coined left and right and we will now be referring to Michael Sarver as Fat Dale, Jr. Grand Ol’ Opry week wasn’t as awful as we anticipated and it left most of us pleasantly surprised. Except for one particular performance. Join us after the jump for the weekly meeting of the post-performance Roundtable… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 13 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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Hello, all. I know that you’ve missed the roundtable with all of your hearts and souls, haven’t you? Did you join us for the impromptu live-blog last night? Of course not! Because we did it on a whim with no promotion! HUZZAH! Oh the quips and platitudes that you missed out on! Lucky for you, we’re back with the American Idol Roundtable this year and, like Idol itself, we’ve made some changes to the panel. We’d like to welcome long-time commenter and recent recapper DougOLis to the fold. HI DOUG! So, if you’re a masochist that likes things that go on too long (and since you watch Idol, you likely are) join us after the jump for the breakdown of the Top 13 Performance Show. (more…)

DeadOn Round Table: Holiday Movies Friday, December 19, 2008

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For many people, today is the last day in the office for the year. Your ever-helpful DeadOn Staff has compiled our list of favorite holiday movies for you to enjoy, helping you get in the holiday spirit (or just avoid your family).

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 10: Who to Choose? Tuesday, October 14, 2008

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Audrina comes up to Lauren’s room, to chat about this new Australian boy named Corey.  She said she spent all weekend with him and is going to dinner with him tonight.  Audrina is worried about JustinBobby though, he called and texted her, but she didn’t get back to him because she was busy having fun.   She said she likes Corey, but still has feelings for Justin.  LC can relate, she had a guy who she took for granted, until he got a girlfriend and then she was interested in him.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 9: If She Never Met Spencer Tuesday, October 7, 2008

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We start this week at the girls house, where Lo is helping Lauren with her fashion school homework.  Lauren thanks her for helping and asking if she has plans that night, because she is going to have a drink with Holly.  She says Heidi told Holly that it was fine, but Lauren is worried that Holly is trying to play matchmaker.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 8: Don’t Act Innocent Tuesday, September 30, 2008

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Lauren and Whitney are at the gym, and Lauren is doing some weak punching with a trainer, while Whitney is sitting on a mat doing some curls.  They talk about what happened with Stephanie and the trainer decides to give his opinon.  He says that you doin’t go out with your friends exes and she should have a good excuse.

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Your Morning Rock – Thursday September 25, 2008 Thursday, September 25, 2008

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Its been a long week, we’re getting closer.  What better way to do so than with a cover.

The Hills – Season 4 Episode 7: While Lauren’s Away… Tuesday, September 23, 2008

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Lauren is packing for Italy and Audrina tells her to bring some heels, but LC says that no one in Italy wears heels.  Lo and Audrina send her off, and they say they’ll have fun while she’s gone.  She drives off and the other two look slightly scared. (more…)

Your Morning Rock – Wednesday September 17th 2008 Wednesday, September 17, 2008

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Here’s one of the songs on the new Rock Band.  This should pump everyone up enough to get through rest of the week.  Enjoy!

The Hills – Season 4 Episode 6: You Always Miss a Best Friend Tuesday, September 16, 2008

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We start this week at Speidi’s place and Holly wants to know what they are doing tonight.  Heidi said they’re cooking dinner.  Holly wants to go out, but Heidi has to work in the morning.   Holly only knows them and Lauren.  Holly tried to keep up with her but they kind of drifted apart.  Spencer lets her know that as long as she lives there, that she will not be hanging out with Lauren.  How nice.  Spencer is now trying to run both Heidi and her sister’s life.

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 5: Something Has to Change Tuesday, September 9, 2008

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Lauren, Lo and Steph are looking up jails in the phonebook.  Lo wants to know why they got arrested and Lauren says that’s what boys do.  As they’re trying to find a bails bondsman Frankie comes in with DougDoug and Brody.  Brody and Doug are laughing, they were in the casino jail.  As they were leaving some drunk guy accosted them about partying with them.  DougDoug and Brody declined his offer and the drunk guy wasn’t too happy and punched DougDoug in the chest and he shoved him and bloody mary ended up all over everyone.  DougDoug says it was worth it, and he’s going to laugh at the guy in court.  Lauren just says ‘idiots’

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The Hills – Season 4 Episode 4: Boys Make Girls Cry Monday, September 8, 2008

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Lauren, Lo and Steph show up to go to Vegas on DougDoug’s private jet. I’m curious as to how a minor league baseball player has a jet.  Bud Selig needs to look into this. They get on the jet, and everyone’s excited.  Steph asks why Audrina and JustinBobby aren’t riding with them.  LC tells her its a long story and looks rather exhasperated.  Brody proposes a toast to Steph.  He says he’s not going to hold a grudge, but having her there is almost like having Spencer there.  Ooh, sick burn.

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