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Guitar Hero III. Who doesn’t love Bret Michaels? Oh not you? Monday, August 20, 2007

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An all Bret Michaels edition!

Can you feel the excitment?

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Greatest or GREATEST episode? Wednesday, August 15, 2007

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This week I try to figure why kids in wheelchairs get kicked over but more importantly why animated Wayne Gretzky is more American than me.

ProStars episode title “Roll To Victory”. Episode 3 on the DVD

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Guitar Hero III: More Fun than a Tamagotchi Monday, August 13, 2007

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With October 29th drawing ever nearing it is time to take a look at 3 more of songs slated to appear in the game.

This week: unicorns, beards and Germans!

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Greatest or GREATEST Episode? Wednesday, August 8, 2007

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    While the Simpsons deserve 20 episodes to be talked about at length most shows only deserve 1, and plus if every show got 20 posts dedicated to itself this blog would be feature a lot more clog.

And some episodes deserve recognition for generally just being too bizarre to fit in with the rest of the episodes.

This week MacGyver Episode 521: Passages. Greatest or GREATEST Episode ever?

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Barry Bonds Favorite Number: 90210 (syncing fixed) Wednesday, August 8, 2007

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In celebration I bring to you Barry Bonds on Beverly Hills 90210!


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Guitar Hero III: More Fun than a Pet Rock Vol 1 Monday, August 6, 2007

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Your air guitar is now obsolete as Guitar Hero III will be released October the 29th. Every week leading up I will take you on a preview of the magical songs that will be in this game. In fact you can call the article weekly.

This week. Dragonforce, Slayer, and… Heart?

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Telephone Fanfiction: Walker, Texas Ranger Monday, June 18, 2007

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So, remember that summer camp variant of the Telephone game where one person would tell the beginning of a story, then the next person would continue the story, and so on until the story devolved into the world’s longest poo joke? (Note: the “longest” describes the joke, not the poo. At least at my summer camp.”)

So we decided to play that game as much older children, with not only a wider vocabulary but an extremely more sophisticated gutter mind.

Surprisingly, the word “roundhouse” was used only three times. Twice by CDNMoose.

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No seriously. What did you name your baby? Friday, June 15, 2007

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By the time this is read the Spurs will be NBA champions or the NBA will canceled for reruns of National Bingo Night, but the biggest story from the finals is the naming of Lebron James child Maximus. Named after the popular character from the movie Gladiator. While I respect Lebron for using pop-culture to name his child I must wonder if anyone woman gets drunk enough to accidentally have my child what should I name said future do-nothing-er?

After the jump I will name my 10 pop-culture inspired names to bestow upon a future offspring

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Table For Two? Better Make It One Tuesday, May 29, 2007

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Three day weekend? You better believe we all participated in some kind of cookout. Or, failing that, we at least ate some kind of food with our loved ones.

In one of the worst transitional nut grafs in (You Didn’t) Ask DeadOn’s brief history, we now bring you to this week’s question for the DeadOntourage:

What restaurant would cause you to break up with your significant other if they didn’t like eating there?

In actuality, no committed relationships were fractured in the making of this week’s installment. Any recent breakups are purely coincidental and we hold no responsibility for hearts broken.

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So Your Favorite Show Was Cancelled? Uncancel It Monday, May 21, 2007

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Time once again for the round table discussion that’s sweeping the nation — and until as our GED gets here in the mail, the floors at a Hardee’s near you — “(You Didn’t) Ask DeadOn.”

Most of our favorite TV shows have already gone through their season finale. And in some somber cases, series finale. Remember the last episode of Cheers? I was so sad when I saw it. Of course, I saw it on Nick at Nite years later, because the gravity of a sitcom set in a bar airing its final show didn’t really strike a 10-year-old the way it should.

In futile times like this, it’s best to pretend we have some kind of bureaucratic power over the television companies and give a slain show a chance. Which brings us to this week’s (You Didn’t) Ask DeadOn question:

“You can bring back one TV show from extinction for one more season. What do you pick?”

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You Never Forget Your First Album, Despite Best Efforts Monday, May 7, 2007

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We here at DeadOn don’t purposely attempt to out-lame our fellow brethren and sistren. It just happens naturally, and rather often.

There’s no better Lame-O-Meter (hopefully pronounced “lame-AHM-uh-terr”) than one’s ownership of music and albums. Today one’s iPod nominally determines how often they should breed. But when we’re young and buy horrible music, it’s cute. Or something.

In the second installment of (You Didn’t) Ask DeadOn, the available suspects answer the pressing question of the first album (CD/tape/Victrola) they bought. It’s the perfect question to see where one’s taste began. They can try to lie (“Wait, no, the Friends soundtrack wasn’t my first album.”) but that first album is just unavoidable. We could lie, but nobody does that on the Internet.

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Covnobyl: 18 minutes of glory morphed into 3 minutes of loud Sunday, April 29, 2007

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After some time off I have managed to squeeze some time into my busy schedule (also known finally worked up the effort to sit back down on my computer and do this) I am back…. with a slight penchant for vengeance. Even at a new time. Sunday Sunday Sunday!

This week it is time to not support to the use of drugs at all and not to show a video of a song that may have to do with drugs and may have been inspired by the heavy use of said drugs. We don’t condone that hear at DeadOn. We think of the children.

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I Want The Epitaph! You Can’t Handle The Epitaph! Monday, April 23, 2007

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ydad.jpgYou’re on this website for one reason only. Well, okay, one of three reasons:

1. You are a Deadspin commenter.
2. You are a relative of a Deadspin commenter, and are horrified.
3. You are that guy who came into our Acrowars room last night and asked “WTF is Deadspin”

But either way, odds are you’re jonesin’ to ask us something. What’s the question, you may ask? Well, that’s up to you, the reader. No, wait. It’s up to me. It’s my goddamn coddamn feature. And that’s the beauty of our latest feature: (You Didn’t) Ask DeadOn. It’s about the self-indulgence that we believe you care what we say.

This week’s question:

Your tombstone epitaph is a movie quote. What does it say?

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Covnobyl. Can you make a bad cover of a song you made? Thursday, April 12, 2007

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Every great song lives on and on throughout time. We remember that band for their epic song that will last throughout the annals of time, which is until 2036 when that asteroid extincts the human race. Every once and while another band will come and will feel the need to put their touch on the song. Sure sometimes it works and the song is made even better, but most of the time what happens is something I call “Covnobyl”.

Can you ruin your own song? Even if it wasn’t that good to begin with?

You get a triple threat this week after the jump. I treat you guys too well. Why three? Because everyone needs to get off my metaphorical writing lawn

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DeadOn Weekends Need One Thing Saturday, April 7, 2007

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More Down Syndrome rappers …

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Covnobyl Thursday, April 5, 2007

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Every great song lives on and on throughout time. We remember that band for their epic song that will last throughout the annals of time, which is until 2036 when that asteroid extincts the human race. Every once and while another band will come and will feel the need to put their touch on the song. Sure sometimes it works and the song is made even better, but most of the time what happens is something I call “Covnobyl”.

Time to keep it short and sweet this week as I am the DL with a “back”

Join me after the jump. I promise there won’t be much reading…

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Planet Earth: From Pole To Pole- Snow is cold Thursday, March 29, 2007

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Planet Earth was a BBC Mini-series documenting animals from around the world. Everything from an animal attack an animal to…. an animal attacking another animal. Discovery got the rights to it and hyped it by basically say it was the single most important event in the history of mankind. Something that needs to be documented in a blog.

Join me after the jump for my notes on episode 1. From Pole to Pole.

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Covnobyl Thursday, March 22, 2007

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Every great song lives on and on throughout time. We remember that band for their epic song that will last throughout the annals of time, which is until 2036 when that asteroid extincts the human race. Every once and while another band will come and will feel the need to put their touch on the song. Sure sometimes it works and the song is made even better, but most of the time what happens is something I call “Covnobyl”.

With this article I have attempted to avoid the usual the obvious ones while continually announcing how much I hate Scooter and anyone who has ever bought music from them. Sometimes though I just can’t avoid the obvious ones.

Hop aboard for a cover of Behind Blue Eyes

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A Very Special Covnobyl Thursday, March 15, 2007

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Every great song lives on and on throughout time. We remember that band for their epic song that will last throughout the annals of time, which is until 2036 when that asteroid extincts the human race. Every once and while another band will come and will feel the need to put their touch on the song. Sure sometimes it works and the song is made even better, but most of the time what happens is something I call “Covnobyl”.

Also sometimes there are songs that should be remade and this edition looks at 2 very special songs that should have been left in their past because they are so special that their specialness was ruined by the covers

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NCAA with a Deadon Twist: South + Final Four Prediction Wednesday, March 14, 2007

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While most “experts” would have you believe that the fate of the NCAA tourney depends on the skills of the players on the court and the coaches on the sideline and how much money the dean’s pay off the refs to give them the calls I have a different theory.

The NCAA March Madness tourney can be predicted properly simply using the mascot names and the famous alumni and several other factors that will be fed into a computer giving me the proper picks.

Follow me for today’s team previews of the South region

If you missed the other previews.

East

West

Midwest

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