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American Idol – The Finals Wednesday, May 20, 2009

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In the words of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More, With Feeling” – this is your American Idol Finalists Roundtable Recap.  Adam and Kris – Who Ya Got?

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48 on 24 – Day 7 – 6:00 A.M. to 8:00 A.M. Season Finale Recap Wednesday, May 20, 2009

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Hello all, welcome to the 2-hour season finale recap of 24. I know you missed me the last couple of weeks but I’m sure you got along fine. Without further ado, your final 24 recap here on DeadOn:

The Following Takes Place Between 6:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M.

  1. Olivia gets questioned by the Deputy Attorney General (not good enough for the actual AG?) about the death of Hodges and gets defensive.
  2. Woods tells the President that the leak on Hodges had to have come from within the White House. Dundundun. Cue the scary movie music. (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top Five Performance Recap Thursday, April 30, 2009

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A little late, but nonetheless witty, charming, and most importantly, accurate, this… is your DeadOn American Idol Round Table for the Top 5 – Rat Pack Week.

Farewell, TimberLite.  May your jaunty hats serve you well in the future.
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24 on 24 – Day 7 – 3:00 A.M. to 4:00 A.M. Recap Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 2:00 A.M and 3:00 A.M.

My week has been pretty busy so you’re getting a quick recap instead of the full thing.  This week was mostly setting up the last few episodes anyway.  As an additional programming note, I’m going to be out of town in Europe for the next 2 weeks but I’ll be back just in time for the finale night.  I know you’re going to be sad but them’s the breaks. Join me after the jump for a quickie. (more…)

24 on 24 – Day 7 – 2:00 A.M. to 3:00 A.M. Recap Tuesday, April 21, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 2:00 A.M and 3:00 A.M.

  1. A hot attorney is being sent to represent Jon Voight. As she’s leaving her house she’s gassed by some dude and she passes out on the floor. He and some other girl, who looks like her, poison her with something, steal an ID badge, and copy her fingerprint.
  2. Tony shoots himself in the arm to make it look like he was attacked. He gets a call from the dude who stole the canister and he’s having doubts about the operation but Tony says the people he’s working for will pay a lot of money for it. When the FBI team shows up he acts confused and in shock. (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top Seven Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 15, 2009

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Well, that happened, didn’t it? I’d also like to echo the comments of the blogosphere when I say that the two judges at once thing sucks. Hire a director who can reign the show in, ok? And stop pissing off my fellow “Fringe” fans – that’s a show we should have been recapping since the start – and no more running late! Speaking of running late, the Roundtable isn’t! We’re up and live in plenty of time yet again. So jump with us for the Tarantino night recappage (more…)

24 on 24 – Day 7 – 1:00 A.M. to 2:00 A.M. Recap Tuesday, April 14, 2009

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What happened tonight? Quite frankly a lot and it was one of the best and most emotional episodes of 24 ever. I was completely stunned while watching the end of the episode. Not even the return of Kim could ruin it. Follow for the recap.

The Following Takes Place Between 1:00 A.M. and 2:00 A.M.

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American Idol Roundtable and Liveblog – Top Seven Pre-Show Tuesday, April 14, 2009

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We are down to SEVEN. Hardly seems believable right? We’ve suffered so long and yet have so far to go.  But you, gentle reader, can rest assured that we will continue to watch on your behalf. Gluttons for punishment is what we are. And, to better serve you, the pre-show Roundtable hath returned at long last. As well as your link for tonight’s live blog which can be found below:

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Click on that at 8p (or a little earlier) and enjoy the craptasticality of it all. In the meantime, hit the jump for a little ill-informed opinon and speculation… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 8 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 8, 2009

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YAY! I managed to get a Roundtable up this week afterall! You have no idea the amount of amazing one-liners and zingers that just sit in my inbox when I lack the ability to get one of these things up in time. If you watched last night’s performance show, then you probably have an idea of where we’re going with this. Especially if you tuned in for the liveblog.  The steaming cowpie awaits you… (more…)

24 on 24 – Day 7 – 12:00 A.M. to 1:00 A.M. Recap Tuesday, April 7, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 12:00 A.M. And 1:00 A.M.

  1. Jon Voight confronts Moss and says he needs to get off his property and release Slater because the order from the President gives them the authority to search the one warehouse. He gives a speech about faithfully serving the country for 30 years and being betrayed by the government. He gives Moss 5 minutes to clear out.
  2. Jack discovers that the Chairmen of Starkwood’s Board, Douglas Knowles, was the leak whom was helping Senator Red Foreman. He calls up Knowles and Doug is willing to help stop Jon Voight. (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 9 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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Thanks to The Colonel for joining us in the liveblog last night. We had some technical difficulties (again) and I missed the chance to approve and let in the rest of the crew. One of these days, we’ll figure it out.  The Roundtable marches onward and upward though, so hit the jump for thoughts on last night’s shit fiesta of an episode

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24 on 24 – Day 7 – 11:00 P.M. to 12:00 A.M. Recap Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 11:00 P.M and 12:00 A.M.

  1. Jack updates the CDC on the weapon and what he knows about it’s container, the leak, and his knowledge of testing in Sangala
  2. Jack strips down butt naked and we get a nice view of all his scars. He’s then scrubbed down by a team in hazmat suits with giant elephant brushes. (more…)

American Idol Top 9 Roundtable Preview and Liveblog Tuesday, March 31, 2009

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Hey, it’s Tuesday already. Whaddyaknow. If you’re here for the liveblog (the both of you) then it will be going live at 8pm. You can access it by clicking below:

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If you are here for the weekly Roundtable preview, then I highly suggest that you click this here jump button… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 10 Recap Thursday, March 26, 2009

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We’ve survived yet another Motown week on Idol, and once again, nobody was tragically murdered while in the D. Heartbreaking, I know. As always, your Roundtable is here to discuss the events of last night with the usual detailed run-down on what transpired. The usual formatting errors and shenanigoats await you after the jump… (more…)

24 on 24 – Day 7 – 10:00 P.M. to 11:00 P.M. Recap Wednesday, March 25, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 P.M. and 11:00 P.M.

  1. Moss tells Kanin that Jack killed Senator Red Foreman and that Kanin is responsible because he’s the one that allowed Jack access to Burnett. Kanin looks depressed.
  2. Jack calls Tony and tells him about what happened and the situation at the port. They’re going to meet up.
  3. Hey, the First Gentleman’s alive and updated about the recent events. (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 11 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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COUNTRY WEEK, Y’ALL!! You’re missing out if you aren’t joining in on the Tuesday Night Idol Liveblog. Phrases are being coined left and right and we will now be referring to Michael Sarver as Fat Dale, Jr. Grand Ol’ Opry week wasn’t as awful as we anticipated and it left most of us pleasantly surprised. Except for one particular performance. Join us after the jump for the weekly meeting of the post-performance Roundtable… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 11 Preview Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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Tonight we get to witness the atrocities of Grand Ol’ Opry night. Make no mistake, this is probably going to scar you for life and you will immediately regret watching this. I am already regretting writing this. Once again, we’re gonna live-blog this mo-fo and this will most certainly be yet another mistake of the highest caliber. Since we actually remembered it was Idol night before the actual show began airing this time, we’ve got a little preview roundtable awaiting you after the jumpity jump. (more…)

24 on 24 – Day 7 – 9:00 P.M. to 10:00 P.M. Recap Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 9:00 P.M. and 10:00 P.M.

  1. Morris is looking for Chloe and is pissed they won’t let him see her
  2. Moss calls Janeane Garofolo and tells her that Burnett is dead and Jack is free. Renee is inquisitive but is pushed back by Janeane Garofolo
  3. Jack somehow came into possession of a computer and hacked into the hospital’s surveillance. All while driving down the road. Doesn’t seem real safe but he has visually identified Quinn; no one can question his productivity. Renee agrees to help Jack. (more…)

24 on 24 – Day 7 – 8:00 P.M. to 9:00 P.M. Recap Thursday, March 12, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 8:00 P.M. and 9:00 P.M.

  1. The source of disagreement between President Taylor and Olivia came from the President firing her daughter from her campaign. We don’t know why but that’s pretty ballsy to cut your own daughter.
  2. Jack and Bill are hatching a plan to rescue the President by setting off an explosion in the safe room. Jack wants to use himself in a kamikaze mission; I think they should use Senator Red Foreman instead. Nosy little bugger. (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 13 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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Hello, all. I know that you’ve missed the roundtable with all of your hearts and souls, haven’t you? Did you join us for the impromptu live-blog last night? Of course not! Because we did it on a whim with no promotion! HUZZAH! Oh the quips and platitudes that you missed out on! Lucky for you, we’re back with the American Idol Roundtable this year and, like Idol itself, we’ve made some changes to the panel. We’d like to welcome long-time commenter and recent recapper DougOLis to the fold. HI DOUG! So, if you’re a masochist that likes things that go on too long (and since you watch Idol, you likely are) join us after the jump for the breakdown of the Top 13 Performance Show. (more…)