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American Idol Top 13 – LIVE BLOGGERY Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Posted by Jerkwheat in the balls.
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Ok, so here’s the deal. Matt_T and I are gonna guide you through tonight’s AI Top 13 premiere. Thank God it’s finally performance night. Join us, if you will….

  • This is totally going to be a shitshow of a season. I’m reconsidering our motivation already.
  • That entrance needed more Alan Parsons Project and strobes.
  • There are 13 performances – what’s the over/under on how many of those result in booing of Simon? 9?
  • Double Elimination – We all saw this coming, right?
  • JMON
  • No seriously, Micheal Jackson night.  I hope we get at least one crotch grab
  • Lil Round’s up first and we get her tornado story.
  • Paula thinks I’m beautiful.
  • Cowell, I grew up in Memphis. You can not handle that.
  • How many times are the judges going to use a variation on the word “see” while Scott performs?
  • Lil’s version of the Way You Make Me Feel was good, not great, but Kara gushes about it
  • Agree – I just kind of expect Lil to be good. She’s likely a lock for either Top 3 or the Standard Early African-American Female Elimination half way through.
  • Scott is going the ballad route, complete with him playing the piano.
  • He’s singing Keep the Faith, I’m not familiar with this song.  Scott wasn’t too good, a lot of missed notes, and some ill advised falsetto.

We have a CoverItLive going on below.

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1. FEAST - Tuesday, March 10, 2009

this is racist against people on the west coast.

2. Jerkwheat - Tuesday, March 10, 2009

We’re saving you the trouble, Feast

3. undergroundbto - Tuesday, March 10, 2009


/@Seacrest, not you guys

4. punkondeck - Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Most of those people in the audience were born after 1990. They don’t know much about Michael Jackson.

5. undergroundbto - Tuesday, March 10, 2009

crotch grab? If they want to be authentic, it will be the crotch of a 9 year-old boy.

6. Jerkwheat - Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Bear with us tonight by the way – we’ve never really attempted a liveblog here and with two of us going at the same time, there’s gonna be some shenanigans.

7. Matt_T - Tuesday, March 10, 2009


8. Jerkwheat - Tuesday, March 10, 2009

That’s right – Matt and I are tagteaming this bitch.

9. Colonel - Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Scott is the “old gray mare” in this horse race.

(Note: changing handles to throw you off)

10. Adam Smoot - Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Call me insensitive, but I can’t watch that dude without laughing.

11. DougOLis - Tuesday, March 10, 2009


/@You Guys, not Seacrest


12. Jerkwheat - Tuesday, March 10, 2009

well that didn’t work…

13. Jerkwheat - Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Links above work for the live bloggery

14. Camp Teenager Claw - Tuesday, March 10, 2009


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