The Hills – Season 4 Episode 19: Mr & Mrs Pratt Monday, December 15, 2008Posted by Matt_T in the balls.
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We open this week with Spencer and Heidi arriving in Mexico. Heidi says its nice to get out of the city for a while, but she wonders why. Spencer says their relationship works better when its just the two of them, no one trying to tear them apart. Heidi says this is one of his best surprises. Wow, I guess this one does beat his surprise when he brought home an arcade game. Spencer says its gooing to be even more memorable. I BET THEY GET MARRIED!
Off to People’s Revolution. Whitney gets a call from Alixe. And what a surprise, its a job offer. While she’s talking to Alixe, LC is freaking out. Whitney gets off the phone and they both squeal and do jazz hands. OMG they’re talking over each other. Lauren says that Whitney has her dream job and she’s going to have a boyfriend and a perfect life. LC sounds a little jealous. Whitney says she’s going for the job, but the boy is a nice bonus. LC says they are going to have to celebrate.
Back to Mexico, and Spencer is shirtless on a couch on the beach reading. Heidi comes out in her bikini and heels with champagne. Classy. Spencer asks if she’s relaxed yet. Heidi is relaxed, she thinks its the champagne, and its nice not having her mom yell at her. She says she’s going to work on not having her family affect her. Spencer says he’s going to work on not letting her family affect him too.
Steph goes to see Audrina’s place. There’s some weird looking car out front. And JustinBobby is over. What a surprise. Steph didn’t know they are hanging out again. That car must be JB. Steph asks Audrina if she’s heard from Heidi. Audrina texted her a few days ago but never heard back. Steph is worried because she was supposed to go shopping with Heidi, and Heidi’s mom hasn’t heard from her either. Steph hopes they didn’t fly anywhere because their family rule is no plane trips without checking in with the folks. JB thinks they should put up posters to help find them.
Back to Cabo and Speidi are drinking and dancing. Heidi seems wasted. She’s talking in a fake Mexican accent. Spencer thinks this is the good time to tell her he wants to get married now. Heidi says he’s ‘loco.’ He orders 2 double Patrons, but then says bring him the top top shelf, even above Patron. Heh.
We head to LA and Lo, LC and Audrina head to Whitney’s going away party. Hey Whitney’s Dad is there, and he wants to make sure she comes back every weekend. He’s awesome. The three girls sit on a couch and talk about how Whitney is a career girl. Oh look, Brody is at the party too. Audrina tells LC that Speidi has disappeared. LC couldn’t care less. Whitney’s Dad gives a toast, and says that they are so proud of her. Whitney’s Mom says it just hit her, and she starts crying, and Whitney says it hasn’t hit her yet. LC tells Whitney’s parents that Whitney has been her advice giver and she’s really going to miss her. Awww. (No I have no idea what song is playing right now)
Back in Cabo, Heidi is pounding the booze. Spencer says he’s serious and wants to marry her. He wants to do a secret wedding in Mexico. He wants to be in a relationship that’s going somewhere. He’s never going to get married to her with her family being involved. He says she doesn’t have to tell anyone it can be their secret. CREEPY. He spouts off some crap about how she makes him want to be nice, and how he’s obsessed with her. DOUBLE CREEPY. Heidi decides to do the wedding. They start to make out, and Spencer says save some for the honeymoon. Hang on, gotta barf. Heidi tells him she’ll show him what a wife does. Time to barf some more.
LC and Whitney are out to eat. Whitney is worried about grocery shopping in NY. Does she take a cab? Or ride a bike and try to unload it. They reminsce about old times. (which you can see if you buy the Hills Seasons 1-3 on DVD) They both shed some tears. Aww. Lauren says through her tears, how excited she is for her. They share a hug, and tell each other they love each other. Whitney drives off in her Escalade. Wait what? I never would have guessed Whitney to have an Escalade. (No I don’t know what song this is either)
Back to Cabo, and Spencer is yawning. He says he’s tired from getting married. Heidi says she’s so hungover. How sweet, a day they’ll always remember. They watch the video that someone took of the wedding for them. Heidi calls her ring a ZaZa special. Heidi says its so romantic that they got married on a whim. Now Heidi says that her mom is going to freak. And Spencer says that she’s going to have an issue with them being married. Gee, ya think? Heidi goes and looks in the mirror and at her ring. I wonder if she’s having second thoughts.
We get a montage of Whitney and Speidi heading to their respective airports.
Next week is the season finale, and OMG Heidi and Lauren meet up and talk, and Heidi and Spencer go to the courthouse to make it official. Oh wow, that’s weird how they had a fake marriage, and now MTV gets to show them getting their real marriage.