Your Morning Rock/New Music TuesOHMIGOD THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!! Tuesday, August 12, 2008Posted by Jerkwheat in jerkwheat, Your Morning Rock.
Tags: Bring On The Rapture, reaching out to the tweens, selling your soul, shameless opportunism, will this really work?
LIKE OMG! DO U GUYS KN0W WHATS C0MING 0UT T0DAY?!?!
ZOMG! WHAT 3LS3 TH1S W33K?!? L3T’Z JUMP!
Do you think that worked? Can we get ourselves back to our once regular 2K a day page views with some Jonas Brothers action? COME TO ME TWEENS! (No, not really, I mean it. Stay away, Chris Hanson.)
However, we’d be remiss not to acknowledge that this is the biggest commercial release of the week, and probably of the month, and possibly of the quarter. The youngsters still buy plastic (or their parents buy it for them) and Disney pop is pretty reliable these days. And really, I’m not gonna snark on what the kids like. And I’ll take the Jonas Brothers and their actually playing instruments of some sort over the olden days of the mid to late 90s boy “bands” (see: vocal groups who danced in unison)
There might be a couple of other releases coming out for us old farts too.
Stay away from the stores today if you want to survive unscathed.