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To Catch a Predator – BINGO! Friday, December 28, 2007

Posted by athleticsupporter in jerkwheat, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV, unhealthy obsessions.
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Says he has seen Dateline: To Catch a Predator before Brings Hard Liquor Has a goatee Works for the clergy Is over 100 lbs overweight
Drives a pickup truck Already has a record as a sex offender “I’ve never done anything like this before” Brings a box of condoms Mentons anal sex in IM conversation
Has a moustache Oral Sex in IM conversation “I’m Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC” Is older than 50 Asks if he/she is “shaved”
Brings cheap beer Doesn’t resist police, but is thrown to the ground anyway Immediately runs for door at sight of Chris Hansen Has a receeding hairline Works in education system
“I have a wife and kids” Has a full beard The dude just says fuck it and shows up naked “I was just making sure he/she was ok” The male end of the IM re-enactment is overly breathy
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1. nicolle - Saturday, December 29, 2007

that’s so wrong…and very amusing.

i always feel so slimy when i watch that show, and yet i sometimes watch it anyway. you’d think the thought of public humiliation would work…and if it didn’t, they’d stop the show and just stick to Perverted Justice online baits. i can’t think that it’s working very well, given how many of those sleazebags mention that they have seen the show. it’s a show that has very little reason to exist…but it is such a guilty pleasure.

2. Holly - Saturday, December 29, 2007

I got BINGO applying these to a certain Deadspinner….

3. Rob I. - Saturday, December 29, 2007

“I just wanted to teach her about sex”

4. Fox - Tuesday, January 8, 2008

I really enjoyed this and linked to it from my blog. :)

5. Zach Moniker - Tuesday, January 8, 2008

That’s so proper. Hilarious stuff, man.

6. Chris - Thursday, January 10, 2008

Awesome. Pissed I didn’t think of it first.


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