Real World Recap – Dunbar Reaches Legendary Douchebag Status. Also, VIOLENCE! Friday, November 23, 2007Posted by The NY Kid in Fuck You Nibbles, MTV, reality TV, undergroundBTO.
This episode opens with Trisha on the phone with Jarod. While she is on the phone, Parissa’s family calls (apparently several times, if Trisha is to be believed), which interrupts her conversation. When she is done, she tells Parissa that it was rude that her parents called “50,000 times”. Parissa responds by telling Trisha that she is the one being rude and of course they begin to argue.Trisha finishes up with the brilliant “I apologize, but not sincerely”. How does this go over? Join me after the jump to find out.
Parsissa storms off after Trisha’s non-apology, and calls her mother once again to bitch about the situation. Her mother tells her that “no one by your family really cares about you” (ain’t that the truth).
That night, we see Dunbar talking to KellyAnne about how much he misses Julie, and we get several flashbacks to when she was in Sydney. He misses her so much that he goes inside and calls her, but she isn’t home. Because he is insane, he calls her again approximately 5 minutes later, and she answers. Dunbar immediately tells her that he finds it suspicious that she didn’t answer his previous call, and she tells him that she left her phone in the front room. They argue, and she tries to calm him down by telling him that his nickname is “Dummy-Bear” (uh-oh). This obviously sends Dunbar into a rage, and he tells her not to ever call him that again or he will “fuck the shit out of” her (disclaimer: Obviously, this was bleeped out, so I am not 100% sure he said ‘fuck’. I initially thought he said “beat the shit out of you” but I realized that they wouldn’t bleep out “beat”. Any other suggestions as to what he might have said?). When Julie says that she thinks the name is cute, he gets more and more upset, and tells her to “shut the fuck up” (ahh, romance), at which point Julie decides to do the right thing and she hangs up on him. Dunbar goes to talk to the girls about his conversation, and they all decide to go out to a new bar together. Of course, since he is pissed off at Julie, Dunbar immediately begins to get very physical with Ashli, grinding on her, rubbing his hands all over her, etc. Back at the house, Ashli tells Dunbar that he doesn’t “have anough balls” to spoon both her and KellyAnne. She then comes to the brilliant conclusion that “his penis wants him to be single” and that “if he knew he wouldn’t get caught he would rip my clothes off.” In a stunning turn of events, they do not wind up in bed together.
The next morning, we see KellyAnne, Trisha and Cohutta cleaning up around the house, bitching about how dirty things are. Parissa is on the phone with her mother (again), saying that she isn’t close to her roommates, and is afraid of the violent behavior in the house (FORESHADOWING, BITCH!). Trisha then tells Parissa to “grab a sponge”, and Parissa responds that she is going to go work out first. The other girls all bitch about Parissa not helping out. At that same time, we see Dunbar on the phone with Julie and he tells her that “things would be a lot better if you did what I told you”. He follows this up by telling her that he doesn’t want her to cry anymore (hmm – maybe she cries because you’re such a douchebag?).
That night, KellyAnne tells Ashli to sleep in Dunbar’s bed, and she agrees. Dunbar finally caves, and the climb into bed together. They get a lot of snuggling in, but that is as far as it goes. Dunbar manages to restrain himself yet again.
The next morning, we see Parissa on the phone with her family (again!), and Trisha comes in to ask her if she will be off fairly soon. Parissa says that she will “take it into consideration”. Some time later, Trisha bitches to KellyAnne that Parissa has been on the phone for exactly an hour, so KellyAnne goes in to ask Parissa how long she will be. Of course, this leads to an argument with Parissa stating that “I won’t go out of my way for someone who won’t do it for me.” Parissa finally gets off the phone and then bitches to KellyAnne about the situation. Trisha (on the phone herself now) overhears their conversation and comes running out, yelling at Parissa. Trisha pushes Parissa, who falls over. Parissa gets up and gets in her face and then goes to call MTV production to tell them that Trisha hit her. OH SHIT – We know what that means.
NOTE: I am not sure how most people feel, but I am actually mostly on Parissa’s side in these situations. Although she can be a little bitchy, she is definitely more mature than the other girls. Trisha’s arguments in these situations are just childish and non-sensical. That said, I wouldn’t want to live with any of these psychos.