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Real World Recap – Yay, The New Girl Is A Slut! Monday, November 19, 2007

Posted by The NY Kid in Fuck You Nibbles, MTV, reality TV, undergroundBTO.
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This episode opens with Isaac leaving a note for all the roommates stating that he has faxed himself to China and will “rescently [sic] be sending schimatics [sic]” for them to locate him. Alrighty then. With that strange turn of events in motion, let’s explore the rest of this episode, shall we?

 [What’s that? This recap is late? Well fuck you too – I had to go away on business and didn’t watch the episode until today. Fuckin’ lazy bastards]

We flash back to “2 days earlier” and see Isaac and Noirin laying in bed taking goofy pictures of themselves (not those kind of pictures, dammit – they are wearing clothes you pervs). Isaac goes into the kitchen and has an acid flashback (or whatever you hippies call them) of a black bird, which he says “means that someone has died” (or that his synapses are fried). He calls his friend back home to ask her to call his mother and tell her to read her e-mail (why the fuck doesn’t he call his mom himself?). His friend replies that it is 5:30 in the morning, and he tells her to call his mother anway.

Elsewhere in the house, we see Ashli talking to Dunbar in an effort to get to know him better, while Parissa and KellyAnne talk about Ashli, Dunbar, and Dunbar’s girlfriend Julie (this is worse than high school). After all the gabbing, the roommates all go to work where they get their next assignment – they need to design a 2-day Contiki itinerary. They are divided into 2 teams – KellyAnne, Ashli, Dunbar and Cohutta (Team 1 Leader), and Isaac, Parissa and Trisha (Team 2 Leader). They are told that the winning team gets a 2-week “European Discovery” vacation where they will visit 8 different countries.

Later that night, Parissa and Trisha go for a walk to talk about their project. Parissa says that she wants to use the opportunity to re-connect with Trisha “one-on-one”, while Trisha says that she is glad that they were put on the same team because they are both so organized. Back at home, most of the roommates are discussing how Isaac seems to be in a bad mood lately. Isaac (in the confessional) says that he had seen a black bird that morning (presumably his first acid flashback) and then found out that his grandfather had died. He goes out to the bar with Noirin to get drunk and tell her about the situation. Back at home, Isaac tells the roommates that he might have to fly home to take care of some “family business” (he’s in the Jewish Mafia?).

SIDE NOTE: We find out that Isaac’s grandfather was apparently a bad-ass mofo who smuggled guns into Israel to fight the Nazis. Problem: Israel did not exist until after WWII.

The next morning, we see Dunbar on the phone talking with his girlfriend about their countdown (until she comes to Sydney? until he comes home?). Ashli decides that it “is a waste of a roommate for Dunbar to be cute” since he has a girlfriend (oh, like you’ll let that stop you, you little hussy!).

That night at the bar we see Greer (random chick) flirting with Dunbar, who exhibits an incredible amount of self-control and manages to avoid kissing or touching her. Ashli is watching this activity very jealously, and notes that she likes a challenge, so she starts grinding on Dunbar. This prompts Greer to display the “what the fuck” face as she gets cock-blocked. Greer eventually comes back over to Dunbar, and Ashli gets up in her grill and calls her a slut (yes, grinding on his man-parts is not at all slutty, Ashli McHypocrite).

The next morning we see Isaac printing out some pictures and then he packs his belongings and goes to the airport. This is where we “catch up” to the opening scene of the episode. We see the roommates reading his cryptic note and trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

Later that night, Dunbar is talking about what happened at the bar the night before and Ashli laughs about the situation. To avoid further temptation, Dunbar decides to go out drinking with all of the girls (smooth move!). At the bar, Ashli continues to flirt with Dunbar until he finally responds with “we could totally make out right now” (umm, are we in the 7th grade here?). Unfortunately (if we’re rooting for drama), they do not make out.

Back at home, Ashli ups the ante by telling Dunbar “we should try out every sex position tonight” (umm, yes please). Dunbar, once again displaying stunning self-control, walks away and discusses the situation with Parissa. He comes to the conclusion that he has a wonderful relationship with Julie, and that he loves her.

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1. DougOLis - Monday, November 19, 2007

So does this mean Dunbar is no longer a douchebag?

Isaac leaving sucks.

2. The Fan's Attic - Wednesday, November 21, 2007

No. Still a douchebag. Just a douche with some incredible self-control at this particular moment in time.


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