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Real World Recap – Turn the Hose On ‘Em, Those Bitches Are At It Again! Friday, October 19, 2007

Posted by The NY Kid in Fuck You Nibbles, MTV, reality TV, undergroundBTO.
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So this episode picks up exactly where last episode last off – with Parissa and Tricia screaming vulgarities at each other. Shauvon tries to intervene, but the two other girls are too intent on ripping each other to pieces (unfortunately, no clothing was torn off in the process). Join me after the jump to find out just how bad things got.

Parissa verbally assaults Tricia with the old standby, “Nobody here likes you” (oooohhh, powerful), and then goes into the “phone room” to talk to Dunbar. Tricia responds with “Run to the guy that doesn’t like you and wants to be with his girlfriend” (ouch!) and follows that up with “And the other guy you like actually likes me” (burn!). After Parissa has vacated, Tricia calls Dunbar over to ask him if he thinks she is “a cool chick”. Dunbar, after a 12-minute pause (alright, perhaps that was hyperbole) says “You’re Tricia” (um, he didn’t say yes there, sweetie). Tricia then decides to go talk to Cohutta (I imagine in her head she was thinking “I’ll get someone in this house to tell me that they like me, dammit!”) about kissing Alex and being scared to tell her boyfriend. Cohutta is not amused.

The next morning, we see Parissa trying to talk to Tricia in a calm manner about the previous night, and she blames the blow-up on being drunk (well, yes, obviously).

Later that night, Shauvon is out with her “friend” Andrew, and she brings him back to the house where they proceed to make out (crazy kids!). Parissa says that she is disgusted that Shauvon talks about how much she still loves her ex-fiance (David) and then jumps into bed with someone else.

The next morning we get a shot of Andrew getting out of Shauvon’s bed, and it’s hard to tell but he looks naked to me. Andrew leaves, and when Shauvon wakes up she proclaims that “Andrew was a mistake”. Naturally, she calls her mom to talk to her about all of her mixed feelings about David. When she admits that she kissed another guy (what? why don’t you tell your mommy that you slept with him?), her mother says “Once you step over that line, it’s difficult to go back” (serious mommy-wisdom there; Shauvon would have been better off getting advice from a fortune cookie). Shauvon then goes out with Tricia to talk about how David was so controlling, yet she still loves him. They go back to the house, and Shauvon writes a very emotional e-mail (seriously, I was crying man) to David and then talks to Tricia about how she still can’t bear to not wear her engagement ring.

Later in the day, Tricia is out to lunch with Isaac, Cohutta and KellyAnne and she mentions that her boyfriend Jarod might come into town and she doesn’t know when to tell him about Alex. Cohutta, once again demonstrating that he is the smartest person in the house, tells her that she should tell Jarod ASAP over the phone, and let Jarod decide on whether or not he still wants to come out to visit.

Back at the house after lunch, Tricia calls Jarod and tells him that Alex is no longer allowed at the house because he kissed her while she was drunk (yes, Tricia, you had nothing to do with it). Jarod then tells her that she “crossed a line” (there’s a lot of that talk in this episode), and that he “can’t deal with it”. After Tricia is off the phone, Parissa picks the perfect time to ask her if she would feel weird if she (Parissa) still hung out with Alex. Tricia says that Parissa isn’t respecting herself by going after him, and is disrespecting Jarod if she brings Alex to the house. Of course, this pisses Parissa off, and they start arguing once again. Parissa lets loose with “You’re the one with the boyfriend and you’re the one who cheated on him” and storms off. She then vents to the other housemates that Tricia is “not [her] mother” and doesn’t control who she hangs out with or where she hangs out.

A little later in the day, Shauvon gets an e-mail from David, and she immediately calls him. As soon as he hears her voice, he starts to cry (toughen up, Nancy!) but he tells her that he can’t wait forever and he wants her to come home right away. Shauvon tells him that she wants to say in Sydney, and that she doesn’t know what will happen, and then she hangs up. Once off the phone, Shauvon goes into her room to look at pictures and cry on her bed. While talking to Tricia and KellyAnne (what? Not Parissa?), Shauvon says “I would never make him pick but I don’t know what to do” (cue violins!).

NEXT WEEK: Will Tricia and Parissa finally either: (a) kill each other; or (b) mud-wrestle? Stay tuned!

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1. BeraH - Friday, October 19, 2007

I thought she spelled it Trisha. Anyways she is such a hypocrite that I hope she gets punched in the face. I hope Dunbar and Issac make her cry.


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