New Movie Releases – Weekend of 5/25/07 Friday, May 25, 2007Posted by Tuffy in movies, new movie releases, tuffy.
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Pitch: The Enchanted Tiki Room movie didn’t make it out of turnaround, so I guess we’ll have to make the most popular movie of the year instead. sigh.
Synopsis: Pirates flirt, fight, and fey their way through a lumbering three hour film.
Target Market: People that like rollicking. Are you a rollicker? You look like a rollicker.
Why You Should See This Movie: You haven’t stopped masturbating since you saw Johnny Depp on “21 Jump Street”.
There is one interesting bit of counter-programming this weekend:
Bug – Ashley Judd continues her quiet tour de force as a woman on the run, hiding out in the Rustic Motel with Michael Shannon. Both struggle with inner demons that manifest as a bug problem. Or is it more…? (Warning: Harry Connick Jr. plays another psychopath. Please, I’m begging you, Hollywood: send him back to Louisiana. For America’s sake. Please.)