jump to navigation

The 20 Most Cromulent Simpsons Episodes of All-Time: #19 Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Posted by Shakarean Hutchinson in Not better than the SOFTBALL EPISODE, SA, the balls, the simpsons, total cromulence, TV.

Simpsons 20

Our weekly run-up to “The Simpsons Movie” marches on as we continue our countdown of the 20 bestest Simpsons episodes ever.

We got some shit last week (mostly from escaped mental patients) for putting “Homer at the Bat” so “low”. As we said at the time, we were just trying to stir up controversy (yes, yes…that will do nicely), so there.

Come on, people– creating these lists and making these choices is *tough*.

It’s quite comparable to trying to find answers to life’s other no-win imponderables, like…

You can only save two of the following from a fire:

  • an adorable kitten with differently-coloured fur that makes her look like she’s wearing boots and mittens,

  • a cute little puppy destined to save an orphanage, and

  • Hitler.  

Which two do you pick?

See? It’s not easy.

Anyway, this week, SA takes over and huffs and puffs and blows down the 19th most cromulent Simpsons episode of all-time…


Hurricane Neddy

Written by Steve Young Directed by Bob Anderson

Originally aired December 29, 1996

20. Homer At The Bat
19. Hurricane Neddy

Episode Synopsis

A hurricane (Barbara) comes to Springfield disrupting everyone’s lives for a day. When the storm is over the only house to be ruined by it was the Flanders’ residence. The townspeople try to help, but do more harm then good. And when the house comes tumbling down (again) Ned let’s out all his anger in one big blast. He then proceeds to drive himself to the mental hospital where he realizes he hates his parents. Good times.


Why This Episode Is Particularly Cromulent

  • It focuses on someone other than a member of the core Simpson family.
  • We get to see how Ned became who he is.
  • We find out that Ned’s parents were beatnicks.
  • With a hurricane hitting Springfield it further adds to the mystery where exactly the town is located.

Notes and Observations

  • This was the first (and only) episode written by Steve Young.
  • We see a take on the opening of the show with The Hurricane.
  • Ned’s parents look just like him and Maude.
  • Despite Rev. Lovejoy’s dismissive remarks, the episode does take on the story of Job from the Bible.
  • This season didn’t have any holiday episodes besides the first one of the season (Treehouse of Horrors-Halloween).
  • If you’ve lived in an area that experiences hurricanes regularly or have passed the fifth grade, you know that hurricanes don’t just show up unexpected.
  • We see the Xt’Tapalatakettle antique (aka the Olmec Head) given to Bart when he saves Mr. Burns’ life.
  • We get to see three patients in the hospital-Jay Sherman screaming “It stinks!”, Lucille (Botz) Botzcowski, who was the Babysitter Bandit, and John Swartzwelder, who is a writer for the show.
  • One of the signs outside the mental institution when Ned is released is “Free John Swartzwelder.” Swartzwelder is a recluse and doesn’t make public appearances.

Memorable Quotes

Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that’s happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.
Lovejoy: Well, aren’t you being a tad melodramatic, uh, Ned? Also, I believe Job was right-handed.
Ned: But Reverend, I need to know, is God punishing me?
Lovejoy: Shooh, short answer: “Yes” with an “If,” long answer: “No” — with a “But.”

Dr. Foster: Yes, Dr. Foster here. …Ned Flanders? You’re sure?… No, no, no, I’ll come right over. And may God have mercy on us all.
hangs up
Darling, there’s an emergency at the hospital, uh, where are my shoes?
Mrs. Foster:sleepily I think they’re in the den.
Dr. Foster: The den? May God have mercy on us all.

Little Ned: barging in Whee! I’m Dick Tracy! hitting the other kids Bang! Take that Pruneface! Now I’m Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy! Now I’m Prune Tracy, take that Dick…
Dr. Foster: Hey! Stop it at once!

Dr. Foster: You folks are free to roam the grounds. Uh, just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Dr. Foster: Would you please tell your son to stop?
Ned’s Dad: We can’t do it, man! That’s discipline! That’s like tellin’ Gene Krupa not to go banging “boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!”

Ned’s Dad: We don’t believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin’ like freaky beatniks!
Dr. Foster: You don’t believe in rules, yet you want to control Ned’s anger.
Ned’s Mom: Yeah. You gotta help us, Doc. We’ve tried nothin’ and we’re all out of ideas.

Ned: I don’t like the service at the post office. You know, it’s all “rush rush! Get’cha in, get’cha out!” Then they’ve got those machines in the lobby, they’re even faster, no help there. You might even say, I hate the post office.

That, and my parents. Lousy beatniks.

Ned: Thanks, everyone! I’m all better now. No more storing up the anger till I explode. If any of you does something I don’t like, you’re gonna hear about it!
Dr. Foster: Yes, that’s very healthy, Ned.
Ned: And if you really tick me off, I’m gonna run you down with my car.
Homer: Heh heh! Ned, you so craz-ay!

And this…


Ned’s freakout in this episode is one of the more memorable moments in the show’s history and that’s why it’s here in the Top 20. We don’t get so much of the dumb Homer we see in this season and anytime a show can end with a threat of running someone down with a car, it’s a good thing.



1. Ben - Tuesday, March 27, 2007

My favorite quote from this episode is when Homer is trying to make Ned mad and says “I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that’s psychiatry! Eh? Eh?”

2. Big Z's Porn Stash - Tuesday, March 27, 2007

“Uh, you might not want to touch that, it’s a load bearing poster”

Always cracks me up.

3. Mark - Tuesday, March 27, 2007

How can you not mention the University of Minnesota Spankalogical Protocol? That’s a parent’s best friend right there.

4. baba oje - Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Homer at Bat was better, bitch

5. the_bad_one - Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The Flanders kids learning about the outside world always gets me.

Todd: “I’m a surfer!”
Rod: “Look, Daddy, Todd is stupid and I’m with him! And now Mommy’s stupid!”

6. SA - Tuesday, March 27, 2007

This episode is quotable from beginning to end. I just took my favorites.

Baba-see tag above.

7. Yostal - Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Another fine choice.

Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I… um, what was the third thing you said?

8. alex - Wednesday, April 11, 2007

“What are you looking at, four-eyes!?!”

“But… but you have glasses, too.”

9. jim dee - Friday, July 6, 2007

I am shocked and appalled.

another instance of this show’s ability to sum up and ridicule the comments of thousands of public figures….

10. BDH - Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Did that part of the clip with Apu talking about ‘the room with electricity’ air in the original episode? I don’t remember it at all…

11. Jose Hernandez - Friday, July 27, 2007

We knew Flanders parents were beatniks from a previous episod, i don’t remember which one tho,

12. Craigy - Friday, November 30, 2007

We had a cement mixer full of love and hope.. and some cement – Apu

13. Davey - Sunday, January 27, 2008

The doctors assistant who knows nothing and just looks for his bosses approval always cracks me up.

“This isn’t in the script…did you write this?”
“Um…do you like it?”


“Do you know what this means?”
“Um…what do you think?”
“It means he’s cured!”
“Yeah thats what I said!!!”

Classic stuff.

14. hynzerelli - Tuesday, February 8, 2011

the best line was when Ned’s mom says “U gotta help us Doc we tried nothing & we’re all out of ideas”

15. moved here - Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Excellent post. Keep posting such kind of information on your blog.

Im really impressed by your site.
Hello there, You have performed an excellent job. I will certainly
digg it and in my opinion suggest to myy friends. I am confident they’ll
be benefited from this website.

16. website - Monday, October 28, 2013

Wonderful article! This is the type of information that are supposed to
be shared across the web. Shame on Google for now not positioning this post
upper! Come on over and talk over with my web site . Thank
you =)

17. fitted kitchen - Thursday, November 28, 2013

Do you like to be able to achieve various tasks in the kitchen design/building industry?
If you have a dining area in the kitchen is the one where comfort kitchen design and warmth go hand in hand.
Who needs Anthropologie While modern appliances and beautiful cabinetry will make waves in your kitchen.
Giving your kitchen a fresh new look doesn’t have to mirror the room it is open to your kitchen and
dining rooms, forcing those areas to accommodate each other.

18. bobmobile mobile spy - Saturday, April 12, 2014

Remarkable things here. I am very glad to see your article.
Thanks a lot and I’m taking a look ahead to contact you.
Will you please drop me a e-mail?

19. Myrtis - Wednesday, May 14, 2014

It is also considered public liability the best library in
Pakistan. Our beautiful hotel with a difference, the Crickets arms in located approximately 2 miles from the airport and the local economy.

I think the same is true at other major US hubs like Atlanta, Chicago
O’Hare, and Philadelphia. However, with the whole magic line of allowed/not allowed being increasingly blurred
thanks to worries over terrorist attack and have increased airport security, so too can a British-born terrorist like Reid.

20. Mongoose - Sunday, September 7, 2014

I absolutely love your blog and find the majority of your post’s
to be exactly what I’m looking for. Would you offer guest writers
to write content in your case? I wouldn’t mind composing a
post or elaborating on some of the subjects you write regarding here.
Again, awesome web site!

21. moves dance studio - Thursday, October 16, 2014

moves dance studio

The 20 Most Cromulent Simpsons Episodes of All-Time: #19 | DeadOn…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: