American Idol Results – The InterTubes Respond Thursday, May 21, 2009
Posted by JB* in American Idol, JB*, makin' it work, maybe you should read a book instead, Television, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV, TV.Tags: Adam Lambert, American Idol, Arkansas Whut Whut, Closing It Down, Crown Their Ass, JB*, Kris Allen
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Simon wanted to crown him, so America was going to crown Adam’s [backside] tonight. And then the voting results came in. And then the commentary began…
American Idol – The Finals Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Posted by JB* in American Idol, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, Television, TV.Tags: Adam Lambert, American Idol, Carly!, Cheesy Ass Songs, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lack of Jaunty Hats, matt_T
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In the words of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More, With Feeling” – this is your American Idol Finalists Roundtable Recap. Adam and Kris – Who Ya Got?
American Idol Roundtable – Top Three Performance Recap Performance Recap Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in the balls.Tags: Adam Lambert, American Idol, Danny Gokey, Do you like fishsticks?, Kara is a moron, Kris Allen, Roundtable, Shrieking
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We draw ever closer to the end of the season. The final 3 is usually fun because they get two songs, including choosing any song they like (provided it gets cleared for use) Join us after the jump to find out how the three amigos did
American Idol Roundtable – Final Four Performance Recap Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in the balls.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheata, American Idol, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, Kara is a moron, Kris Allen, RAWK, Slash
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The final four were given the theme of Rock (\m/) this week. Did they rock out, or fall flat? Join us after the jump to find out.
American Idol Roundtable – Top Five Performance Recap Thursday, April 30, 2009
Posted by JB* in American Idol, DougOLis, I need to stop drinking so much, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, my turn to get music snobby.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Irahaeta, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, Jaunty Hat, JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Random Guest Mentors Who Make Little Sense, Someone got impregnated while watching this, Soul Patrol UNITE!, Timberlite
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A little late, but nonetheless witty, charming, and most importantly, accurate, this… is your DeadOn American Idol Round Table for the Top 5 – Rat Pack Week.
Farewell, TimberLite. May your jaunty hats serve you well in the future.
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American Idol Roundtable – Top Seven Part II Performance Recap Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Posted by Matt_T in American Idol.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Irahaeta, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Round Table, DISCO FEVER, DougOLis, Emo Dreamboat, Jaunty Hat, JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, Matt Giraud, matt_T, OMG DAVID ARCHULETTA!!!, Timberlite
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After saving Timberlite last week, we have another week of 7 performers. 7 performers doing disco. Was it the trainwreck we expected? Join our motley crew (not crue) after the jump and find out.
American Idol Roundtable – Top Seven Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, I need to stop drinking so much, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, objectivity is overrated.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheata, American Idol, Anoop Desai, Danney Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, Emo Dreamboat, I'm totally gay for "Once", JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lambert's Throwed Rolls, Lil Rounds, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Timberlie
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Well, that happened, didn’t it? I’d also like to echo the comments of the blogosphere when I say that the two judges at once thing sucks. Hire a director who can reign the show in, ok? And stop pissing off my fellow “Fringe” fans – that’s a show we should have been recapping since the start – and no more running late! Speaking of running late, the Roundtable isn’t! We’re up and live in plenty of time yet again. So jump with us for the Tarantino night recappage (more…)
American Idol Roundtable – Top 8 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bloggers Gone Wild, Bring On The Rapture, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, I need to stop drinking so much, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, mouth parties, objectivity is overrated, reality TV, Things too long to read, TV.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheata, American Idol, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Scott MacIntyre, Timberlite
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YAY! I managed to get a Roundtable up this week afterall! You have no idea the amount of amazing one-liners and zingers that just sit in my inbox when I lack the ability to get one of these things up in time. If you watched last night’s performance show, then you probably have an idea of where we’re going with this. Especially if you tuned in for the liveblog. The steaming cowpie awaits you… (more…)
American Idol Roundtable – Top 9 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, reality TV, Television, TV shows.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheata, American Idol, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DougOLis, JB*, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, Live Blog!, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Megan Joy Corkerey, MISS U FAT DALE JR, Scott MacIntyre, Timberlite
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Thanks to The Colonel for joining us in the liveblog last night. We had some technical difficulties (again) and I missed the chance to approve and let in the rest of the crew. One of these days, we’ll figure it out. The Roundtable marches onward and upward though, so hit the jump for thoughts on last night’s shit fiesta of an episode
American Idol Roundtable – Top 10 Recap Thursday, March 26, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Bring On The Rapture, comedy, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, guilty pleasures, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, shitty music, TV.Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Irahaeta, American Idol, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, Fat Dale Jr., JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, matt_T, Megan Joy Corkerey, Scott MacIntyre, Timberlite
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We’ve survived yet another Motown week on Idol, and once again, nobody was tragically murdered while in the D. Heartbreaking, I know. As always, your Roundtable is here to discuss the events of last night with the usual detailed run-down on what transpired. The usual formatting errors and shenanigoats await you after the jump… (more…)
American Idol Roundtable – Top 11 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, Columns, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, Filler material, Hot chicks, JB*, jerkwheat, Jesus confusion, matt_T, objectivity is overrated, Television.Tags: Adam Lambert, Alexis Grace, Allison Iraheata, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, Enormous Loose Boobies, Fat Dale Jr., JB*, jerkwheat, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Megan Joy Corkerey, MEMPHIS WHUT WHUT, Michael Sarver, Scott MacIntyre
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COUNTRY WEEK, Y’ALL!! You’re missing out if you aren’t joining in on the Tuesday Night Idol Liveblog. Phrases are being coined left and right and we will now be referring to Michael Sarver as Fat Dale, Jr. Grand Ol’ Opry week wasn’t as awful as we anticipated and it left most of us pleasantly surprised. Except for one particular performance. Join us after the jump for the weekly meeting of the post-performance Roundtable… (more…)
American Idol Roundtable – Top 13 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in American Idol, DeadOn Round Table, DougOLis, JB*, jerkwheat, matt_T, more indepth than probably need-be, Things too long to read, THIS AIN'T REALITY TV.Tags: Adam Lambert, Alexis Grace, Allison Irahaeta, American Idol, Anoop Desai, Danny Gokey, DeadOn Roundtable, DougOLis, Jasmine Murray, JB*, jerkwheat, Jorge Nunex, Kris Allen, Lil Rounds, Matt Giraud, matt_T, Megan Joy Corkerey, Scott MacIntyre, YO DAWG YO
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Hello, all. I know that you’ve missed the roundtable with all of your hearts and souls, haven’t you? Did you join us for the impromptu live-blog last night? Of course not! Because we did it on a whim with no promotion! HUZZAH! Oh the quips and platitudes that you missed out on! Lucky for you, we’re back with the American Idol Roundtable this year and, like Idol itself, we’ve made some changes to the panel. We’d like to welcome long-time commenter and recent recapper DougOLis to the fold. HI DOUG! So, if you’re a masochist that likes things that go on too long (and since you watch Idol, you likely are) join us after the jump for the breakdown of the Top 13 Performance Show. (more…)
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