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Fare Thee Well.. Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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Sweet, Sweet Stoner Sleeved Tatted BEWBS. We will miss your awesome BEWBAGE.

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Light up a doob for Bewbs.

American Idol Roundtable – Top 9 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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Thanks to The Colonel for joining us in the liveblog last night. We had some technical difficulties (again) and I missed the chance to approve and let in the rest of the crew. One of these days, we’ll figure it out.  The Roundtable marches onward and upward though, so hit the jump for thoughts on last night’s shit fiesta of an episode

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24 on 24 – Day 7 – 11:00 P.M. to 12:00 A.M. Recap Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 11:00 P.M and 12:00 A.M.

  1. Jack updates the CDC on the weapon and what he knows about it’s container, the leak, and his knowledge of testing in Sangala
  2. Jack strips down butt naked and we get a nice view of all his scars. He’s then scrubbed down by a team in hazmat suits with giant elephant brushes. (more…)

DeadOn’s 411 on 90210 – “Life’s A Drag” Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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After a long, long time away (including, evidently, two episodes my DVR didn’t get), everyone’s favorite zip code is reopened for business in episode 17, “Life’s a Drag”.

This week, Naomi tries to snake her way into new guy Liam’s life, Silver gets carried away with looooooooove, and Hip Teacher Ryan finds himself in another awkward spot. Or so the previews would lead us to believe. Let’s see, shall we? (more…)

American Idol Top 9 Roundtable Preview and Liveblog Tuesday, March 31, 2009

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Hey, it’s Tuesday already. Whaddyaknow. If you’re here for the liveblog (the both of you) then it will be going live at 8pm. You can access it by clicking below:

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If you are here for the weekly Roundtable preview, then I highly suggest that you click this here jump button… (more…)

Fare Thee Well… Thursday, March 26, 2009

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Fat Dale, Jr.

We shall miss your musk.

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American Idol Roundtable – Top 10 Recap Thursday, March 26, 2009

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We’ve survived yet another Motown week on Idol, and once again, nobody was tragically murdered while in the D. Heartbreaking, I know. As always, your Roundtable is here to discuss the events of last night with the usual detailed run-down on what transpired. The usual formatting errors and shenanigoats await you after the jump… (more…)

American Idol Top 10 Liveblog Wednesday, March 25, 2009

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Well, I wasn’t able to get the pre-show Roundtable together for everyone today. It’s been a busy couple of days. We’ll still have a post-performace show recap up tomorrow afternoon though. We wouldn’t fail you twice. Or would I?

Anyway, your weekly liveblog starts at 8pm EST and can be accessed below:

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24 on 24 – Day 7 – 10:00 P.M. to 11:00 P.M. Recap Wednesday, March 25, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 P.M. and 11:00 P.M.

  1. Moss tells Kanin that Jack killed Senator Red Foreman and that Kanin is responsible because he’s the one that allowed Jack access to Burnett. Kanin looks depressed.
  2. Jack calls Tony and tells him about what happened and the situation at the port. They’re going to meet up.
  3. Hey, the First Gentleman’s alive and updated about the recent events. (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 11 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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COUNTRY WEEK, Y’ALL!! You’re missing out if you aren’t joining in on the Tuesday Night Idol Liveblog. Phrases are being coined left and right and we will now be referring to Michael Sarver as Fat Dale, Jr. Grand Ol’ Opry week wasn’t as awful as we anticipated and it left most of us pleasantly surprised. Except for one particular performance. Join us after the jump for the weekly meeting of the post-performance Roundtable… (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 11 Preview Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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Tonight we get to witness the atrocities of Grand Ol’ Opry night. Make no mistake, this is probably going to scar you for life and you will immediately regret watching this. I am already regretting writing this. Once again, we’re gonna live-blog this mo-fo and this will most certainly be yet another mistake of the highest caliber. Since we actually remembered it was Idol night before the actual show began airing this time, we’ve got a little preview roundtable awaiting you after the jumpity jump. (more…)

24 on 24 – Day 7 – 9:00 P.M. to 10:00 P.M. Recap Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 9:00 P.M. and 10:00 P.M.

  1. Morris is looking for Chloe and is pissed they won’t let him see her
  2. Moss calls Janeane Garofolo and tells her that Burnett is dead and Jack is free. Renee is inquisitive but is pushed back by Janeane Garofolo
  3. Jack somehow came into possession of a computer and hacked into the hospital’s surveillance. All while driving down the road. Doesn’t seem real safe but he has visually identified Quinn; no one can question his productivity. Renee agrees to help Jack. (more…)

Real World: Brooklyn Recap – The Legacy of Pedro Zamora Friday, March 13, 2009

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This episode opens in the evening with Sarah and Katelynn in the kitchen, with Katelynn lamenting the fact that she bounced two checks. Then we get a morning scene where Scott and JD go to a photo shoot for Scott, where he notes that “I have no doubt I’ll start getting booked.” We then get another night scene where Katelynn is walking on Scott’s back to give him a massage and she says that he is “the big brother I never had.” Then we get another morning scene where a letter is delivered to the house inviting them to a private screening of the movie on Pedro Zamora’s life. (more…)

24 on 24 – Day 7 – 8:00 P.M. to 9:00 P.M. Recap Thursday, March 12, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 8:00 P.M. and 9:00 P.M.

  1. The source of disagreement between President Taylor and Olivia came from the President firing her daughter from her campaign. We don’t know why but that’s pretty ballsy to cut your own daughter.
  2. Jack and Bill are hatching a plan to rescue the President by setting off an explosion in the safe room. Jack wants to use himself in a kamikaze mission; I think they should use Senator Red Foreman instead. Nosy little bugger. (more…)

American Idol Roundtable – Top 13 Performance Show Recap Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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Hello, all. I know that you’ve missed the roundtable with all of your hearts and souls, haven’t you? Did you join us for the impromptu live-blog last night? Of course not! Because we did it on a whim with no promotion! HUZZAH! Oh the quips and platitudes that you missed out on! Lucky for you, we’re back with the American Idol Roundtable this year and, like Idol itself, we’ve made some changes to the panel. We’d like to welcome long-time commenter and recent recapper DougOLis to the fold. HI DOUG! So, if you’re a masochist that likes things that go on too long (and since you watch Idol, you likely are) join us after the jump for the breakdown of the Top 13 Performance Show. (more…)

30 Rock 3.13 – Goodbye, Friend Monday, March 9, 2009

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Frank asks Liz if she wants to go out to a bar with the guys where the waiters dress like ninjas, but Liz has doughnut-based plans. She’s in for some frustration eating about the adoption process. Meanwhile, Jenna is peeved that her Diaper Chicken sketch was cut. She should be more annoyed that she hasn’t had a decent storyline since she Joplined out. Her frustration will be expressed through the medium of imaginary injuries.

Jack is wandering the halls of 30 Rock. He’s avoiding his usual haunts to avoid temptation while Elisa is down in Puerto Rico. He spots the group of guys (Hey, Josh! Long time, no see!) and his problems are solved. (more…)

Real World: Brooklyn Recap – I Hate These People Saturday, March 7, 2009

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This episode opens in the morning with Chet and Katelynn talking about her surgery. Katelynn is relieved that they are having a good conversation, and that Chet is acting mature about the subject. Meanwhile, we see Devyn meeting with some design reps at Jovani (never heard of it) who know her godmother. They let her try on a few dresses, and then she speaks to the co-owner about her career goals, which leads to her getting a job as a PR flack (well, that was easy).

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48 on 24 – Day 7 – 6:00 P.M. to 8:00 P.M. Recap Tuesday, March 3, 2009

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Two action packed episodes tonight that should help reinvigorate what is often the boring lull time in a season of 24. So here’s your double recap:

The Following Takes Place Between 6:00 P.M. And 8:00 P.M.

  1. Why is it always so easy for the bad guys to sneak someone into the hospital and deliver a shot of something bad into an IV? And where do they get nurses on their payroll?
  2. Pretty lazy naming convention there with “Sangala City” 24 writers. You should have just left the name out. (more…)

Real World: Brooklyn Recap – The Inevitable House Meeting Saturday, February 28, 2009

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This episode opens in the morning with a montage demonstrating that the house is very dirty, followed by scenes of the guys cleaning everything up while bitching about the fact that the girls don’t do anything. After they are done JD sits down to write out a “chore list” for the house, which elicits varying reactions from the girls. Baya laughs at him, Sarah blows him off, and KL blows up, telling JD that he is not her father.

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24 on 24 – Day 7 – 5:00 P.M. to 6:00 PM Recap Tuesday, February 24, 2009

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The Following Takes Place Between 5:00 P.M. and 6:00 P.M.

  1. Looks like Sean isn’t the only one who’s working for Dubaku (or Burnett); Erika’s in on it too and freaking out.
  2. Renee is getting emotional about Marika’s impending fate. But! It looks like Dubaku actually was in love with Marika and he still wants her to come to Bolivia with him (she agrees). He tells her that he’s not like the other people involved and that Burnett is a very corrupt man. Nice (more…)
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