American Idol Top 13 – LIVE BLOGGERY Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Posted by Jerkwheat in the balls.Tags: American Idol, Live Blog!, This Will End Poorly
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Ok, so here’s the deal. Matt_T and I are gonna guide you through tonight’s AI Top 13 premiere. Thank God it’s finally performance night. Join us, if you will….
- This is totally going to be a shitshow of a season. I’m reconsidering our motivation already.
- That entrance needed more Alan Parsons Project and strobes.
- There are 13 performances – what’s the over/under on how many of those result in booing of Simon? 9?
- Double Elimination – We all saw this coming, right?
- JMON
- No seriously, Micheal Jackson night. I hope we get at least one crotch grab
- Lil Round’s up first and we get her tornado story.
- Paula thinks I’m beautiful.
- Cowell, I grew up in Memphis. You can not handle that.
- How many times are the judges going to use a variation on the word “see” while Scott performs?
- Lil’s version of the Way You Make Me Feel was good, not great, but Kara gushes about it
- Agree – I just kind of expect Lil to be good. She’s likely a lock for either Top 3 or the Standard Early African-American Female Elimination half way through.
- Scott is going the ballad route, complete with him playing the piano.
- He’s singing Keep the Faith, I’m not familiar with this song. Scott wasn’t too good, a lot of missed notes, and some ill advised falsetto.
We have a CoverItLive going on below.
this is racist against people on the west coast.
We’re saving you the trouble, Feast
BOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK!
/@Seacrest, not you guys
Most of those people in the audience were born after 1990. They don’t know much about Michael Jackson.
crotch grab? If they want to be authentic, it will be the crotch of a 9 year-old boy.
Bear with us tonight by the way – we’ve never really attempted a liveblog here and with two of us going at the same time, there’s gonna be some shenanigans.
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
That’s right – Matt and I are tagteaming this bitch.
Scott is the “old gray mare” in this horse race.
(Note: changing handles to throw you off)
Call me insensitive, but I can’t watch that dude without laughing.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK!
/@You Guys, not Seacrest
Fixed.
well that didn’t work…
Links above work for the live bloggery
OH MY FUCKING SHIT WHO DID DAT SONG 4 DA HILZ?