1520 Sedgwick Avenue: May 8th, 2008 Thursday, May 8, 2008
Posted by Rockabye in 1520 Sedgwick Avenue, Rockabye.2 comments
So tomorrow I’m debuting a new feature called One on One.
This N.E.R.D.’s called “Spaz.” You may know it from a Zune ad.
The Nurse Takes a Cow (or, The Farmer Kicks One Out) Thursday, May 8, 2008
Posted by JB* in JB*, The CW Will Put Anything On, The Farmer Wants a Wife, Things too long to read, lame attempts at children's poetry, maybe you should read a book instead, reality TV.Tags: JB*, lame attempts at children's poetry, maybe you should read a book instead, reality TV, The CW Will Put Anything On, The Farmer Wants a Wife, Things too long to read
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Hi-ho the derry-o, here’s what we know:
- Strapping farmer lad Matt lives small country town life and wants a wife.
- Said small country town is actually only twenty-nine miles from the St. Louis Arch - so not quite as remote as The CW wants us to believe.
- Several of the vying females must either be very dull or not last long, because the first week focused on only half the group. The rest were background actors.
- Josie, who may be a man, should not live anywhere there is not a doorman or where there may be minorities. She also thinks she is an eleven.
- Christa earned the first personal date, Krista is this reviewers favorite, and Kanisha got to sit pretty by being scrappy and catching the most chickens. Yeah - I used scrappy to describe a non-white person. Sports journalists everywhere just died inside.
Mrs.JB* joins me on the Big Brown Couch again to make snarkastic comments and tell me all the things the commercials make her want to buy after the jump.
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Your Morning Rock - May 8th, 2008 Thursday, May 8, 2008
Posted by Jerkwheat in Your Morning Rock, jerkwheat.3 comments
I do, in fact, feel so alive
