Ask Kige Ramsay! Tuesday, July 10, 2007
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Folks, we are fortunate enough around here to have pulled off a significant coup, in getting Kige Ramsay to break his lucrative YouTube News and YouTube Sports contracts and join us here at DeadOn, in what promises to be some fun Q&A. Leave your questions for Kige in the comments, and every couple of days, you might get a steaming pile of answers to those deepest, darkest quandaries that have haunted your soul and plagued your psyche for as long as you care to remember.
Stack them up, and the fun begins in the morning. Enjoy!
Which left-wing liberal moron do you hate the most and why, Kige? Also, I think might have anorexic, any advice would be great.
Kige, I think stem cell research is one of the more controversial topics in politics today. What do you think should be done about this?
I think that Big Brother may be a great metaphor for the times in which we live. What do you think about how Evil Dick and his incessant farting and name dropping coincides with the deep chasm that separates Americans? Also, do you think Harry Potter will die?
You’ve been linked to Carrie Underwood. Is this true?
Kige,
dontcha think Brad and Jen were a much better couple than Brangelina? and as a non-uterus owner/operator, dontcha think you should shut the fuck up about what women do with their bodies?
If a brick didn’t know how to sit on walls no more, what would you ax it?
Kige, I hear that Dan Patrick has named you as his successor, care to elaborate from the top of a lift at Jiffy Lube?
Dope (which is marijuana) has been increasing in usage among America’s youth. What steps should be taken to curb the drug menace?
Kige,
Boxers or briefs?
Kige,
Do you enjoy modern R & B music? Discuss.
Kige:
I’m on the tee at the par 3 8th. 165 yards with the pin tucked in the back left four paces from the edge. How should I play it?
I’m in luck, my question was what is happening among Nascar fans because they’re changing the name of the Nextel Cup to the Sprint Cup. He read my mind and posted the answer just this morning. I won’t spoil it by giving it away. Some things just have to be seen to be believed.
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over on the iheartkige.wordpress.com site, where is the editorial that takes place in walmart?
Kige, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Kige, What is the best way to get Sunny D of paneling?
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What is cooler; a waterbuffalo or an orangutan?
Kige, who has had the more lasting impact on our society: Elvis Presley or Colonel Sanders?
Kige, do you suck dick for coke?
Kige,
Should athletes continue to break the law?
Kige,
Where do babies come from?
Also…I think I may have epileptic…What do you suggest I do about this? Where do i go for help? Who should I turn to? Are you even listening, Kige? Those of us that have epileptic need you…Not to mention the those with anorexic and diabetic…
Wow…Supermike reappears…welcome back.
Who is your favorite member of Monty Python?
Kige, are you ducking me? Or are we going to get a 20 questions taste on the back page of “The Mag” in the next issue? As your biggest fan would you please sing the contents of the big mac during your next report and try to slip in a secret word that let’s us fans know you are feeling us. How about “flatulence”, just slip it in there somewhere.
Supermike? Holy fuck! And you’ve somehow managed to go back to original; I would have thought it’d be on to 4 by now.
Who would win in a fight across the eBays: You or Ronald Jenkees?
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Found on the clearwebs.com/kige site, in the comments:
You goddamn piece of fucking shit go fucking kill yourself bitch face you have 8 chins and you’re body fat index is in the millions you shit face you’re the ugliest fucking bastard I have ever seen, what the fuck is wrong with your unibrow, have an accident with scissors? You’re fucking gay and you have no friends. You are an internet joke and will never get a worthwhile job ever. The only reason you get attention is because people like to laugh at you, because you are pitiful scum who can’t talk and can’t say five words without stuttering. Your IQ is around 17 and you’re opinions are worthless. A five year old could do what you do, but people love laughing at you because they realize you’re a 20 year old retarded piece of shit with no life and a gigantic belly. Look down, Kige. Your belly is a beach ball, you can’t even see your dick. I hope you realize the only reason you have traffic is because of deadspin, just go kill yourself bitchface. We can get a laugh out of that as well. Go jerk off to Hilary Duff, we know you do. Then go bone Drew Carey, your idol. You are trailer trash garbage. You have no lifeskills and everything you do is worthless. Have a nice day.
Dayumn, son!
THIS GUY IS A LEGEND. Reminds me of King of the hill
Hi Kige. Are you retarded? Your posts are idiotic.
How does it save you money to fill up gas at 1/2 tank? You spend half as much but fill up twice as often. In fact, it probably winds up using more gas because the average weight of your car winds up being heavier than if you let the tank go close to empty.
Seriously, are you mentally deficient?