Let’s Name Britney’s New Album! Friday, June 15, 2007
Posted by Baba Oje in Baba Oje, Shut Up Asshole, albums, shitty music.Tags: britney spears, crotch shots
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Britney Spears has just announced that she is allowing fans to name her new album. So far her top 5 titles are:
- Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
- What if the Joke is on You
- Down Boy
- Dignity
- Integrity
Something tells me that it won’t be “Dignity” or “Integrity”. Either way, I’m sure we can come up with something better, so lets hear it people.
I Used to Be Relevant (And Good-Looking)
Nip Slips, My Baby Daddy, Benson Hedges Ultralight Deluxes Menthols and Other Assorted Love Songs.
Lost Relevance: A Look into the Dichotomy that is Young Fame
Produced by Deborah Gibson
Corporal Federline’s Lonely Crotch-Shot Band
Some possibilities.
“Horray for Coochies”
“I Will Survive: Songs about teatnus shots, valtrex, and a stomach full of activated charcoal”
Rejected ideas due to prior art.
“Elephant”
“The Downward Spiral”
Bald
Shaved
More than you needed to see
Punch-Drunk
Crazy Crawfish Cooter
Self-Awareness
An Urgent Plea to Family Services
or (my favorite): Promises
Countdown to Playboy Spread
Crib Death
At Least People Still Hate Paris Hilton More
Teh Meth Lab Tapes
Cover design by mingusmonk
http://img502.imageshack.us/my.php?image=methlabtapesrk7.jpg
(I blew my whole damned lunch on this. I’ve never used Photoshop before. Kind of fun. Sorry that it sucks. Feel free to enhance, as I feel sorry for Garth and Richard Manuel for not having their faces covered.)
Mingusmonk, you damn genius. That is fantastic.
My suggestions:
Girls just wanna have Coke
Whorehouses of the Holy
Crazy Town
Many, Many Strings Attached
Trailer Tranee
My Suggestion:
Carnival City
Wax-man
Manizer
Confusion
Little Terrible
Woman’s Galaxy